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> *The Kompletely Finished Airlines (KFA) was on the brink. Its pilots were
> on strike and staff had not been paid salaries for six months.
>
> Banks, which had lent huge sums of money, were closing in. But there was
> one reason why KF Airlines still drew passengers; it was hijack proof. And
> this is how it earned its reputation.
>
>
> One day, an attempt was made by unknown persons to hijack a flight of this KFA..

> Two of the three hijackers on KFA Flight 333, who had dozed off to sleep,
> wake up and spring out of their seats brandishing things that looked like
> sharp weapons. One of them takes hold of the stewardess and yells for all
> the passengers to hear, “Don’t move. This is a hijack. We are taking this
> plane to Karachi.”
>
>
> “Wait a minute,” says a passenger who looks like a banker, “you can’t take
> this plane. My bank has already seized it to recover dues owned by the
> company. This plane is going to Mumbai to be auctioned.”
>
>
> “Just hold on,” says the hijacker, “let me check my tickets. We could be on
> the wrong flight.” After checking his tickets he says, “We are on the
> correct flight. To hell with your bank.”
>
>
> One of the hijackers moves towards the cockpit taking the stewardess along
> while the second one stands guard in the isle. Meanwhile the third hijacker
> takes his place at the rear. The cockpit door is jerked open and the
> hijacker rushes in and shuts it. “There is no need to panic. Stay calm.
> This is a hijack. If you do as you are told your life will be spared.”
>
>
> Seeing the surprised look on the pilot’s face, the hijacker asked, “Who are
> you?”
> “I am the steward, not the pilot,” said the uniformed person in the pilot’s
> seat. “The pilots are on strike because they haven’t been paid salaries for
> the last three months.”
> “Then, who is flying this plane?” asked the hijacker, a little nervous now.
> “Nobody is,” said the steward, “we haven’t even taken off.”
>
>
> The turn of events shocks the hijacker, but he quickly recovers. “I must
> have dozed off. Can you fly this plane?” he asks the steward.
> “But I don’t have a licence,” says the steward.
>
>
> “What if I hold a box cutter to your head?” the hijacker threatens.
> “Then maybe,” says the steward, “but there still is one problem. We don’t
> have fuel.”
> “What?” the hijacker asks.
>
>
> “The oil companies won’t give us fuel because we still owe them a lot of
> money,” the steward blurts out.
>
>
> The hijacker thinks for a while and then pulls out his satellite phone and
> makes a call to Karachi. “Karachi, we have a problem. Can you wire some
> 10,000 dollars to the KFA account to buy some aviation fuel?”
>
>
> Karachi agrees, but the money has to be routed through a series of offshore
> accounts to hide the source and this takes some time. Meanwhile the
> hijacker yells for the stewardess. “Bring me some coffee.”
>
> ]
> “Sorry sir,” says the stewardess, “but the company cut coffee, biscuits and
> toffees from the menu to pay the mortgage on the boss’s luxury villa.”
>
>
> After what seems like an hour a fuel tanker drives to the plane and unloads
> its contents.
> “Can we take off now?” the hijacker asks.
>
>
> “I don’t think we can take off, because this plane has only one engine,”
> says the steward.
>
>
> “What happened to the other one?” asks the hijacker.
>
>
> “It is being used to power the boss’s Formula 1 car.”
>
>
> The hijacker is stunned. He then gets angry that the hijack has gone
> horribly wrong and yells. “I want to talk to your boss.”
>
>
> The frightened steward calls up the boss and gives the phone to the
> hijacker who listens for a while and then hands it back. “What did he say?”
> the steward asks.
>
>
> “Nothing. The mobile company said his SIM card was deactivated because
> bills were not paid for the last six months,” says the hijacker and walks out.
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