Iceberg!!!
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
Badmouthology!!!!
An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, “Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?”
The boat guy said, “No. I don’t know any of these.”
The tourist then said, “What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth?
You will die of illiteracy!”
The boatman said nothing.. After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The boatman then asked the tourist, “Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?”
The tourist said, “No!”
The boatman replied, “Well, today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your buttology. I will not Helpology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology.”
Obedient Daddy!!!!!
A father of five came to home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present.
`Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?’ he enquired.
There was a silence, and then a chorus of voices: `you play with it, Daddy!’
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