3. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.
| 4. I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory. It was just sole destroying. |
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| 5. I was getting in to my car the other day and a man said ‘can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘sure, you look great, chase your dreams, go for it!’ |
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| 6. I’ve decided to sell my vacuum. Well, it was just gathering dust! |
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| 7. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie! |
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9. Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
| 10. My wife and I have been happy for 20 years. But then we met. |
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11. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.
| 12. I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting! |
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| 13. I was overcharged for velcro last week. What a rip off! |
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| 15. I’ve been reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. |
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16. A train stops at a train station. A bus stops at a bus station. Now why is my desk called a ‘work station’?
| 17. How do prisoners call each other? On their cell phones! |
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| 18. The thing about dwarfs and midgets is that they have very little in common. |
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| 19. Have you heard about the magic tractor? It turned into a field! |
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| 20. To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing! |
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| 21. I hate Russian Dolls. They’re so full of themselves. |
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| 22. I used to be a banker, but over time I lost interest. |
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23. I was thinking about getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
| 24. I can’t understand why people are so bothered about me not knowing what the word ‘apocalypse’ means. It’s not like it’s the end of the world! |
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25. Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two-tired!
| 26. Did you hear about the man who lost his entire left side in an accident? He’s all right now. |
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| 27. If I could only take one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t bother going. |
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| 28. I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seat belt for ages. But then one day, it just clicked. |
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| 29. My first job was at a calendar factory. I can’t believe they sacked me, all I did was take a day off! |
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| 30. I was going to tell my pizza joke but I think it’s a bit too cheesy.
Source………www.ba-ba mail.com
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