source::::unknown….but a good stuff for a hearty laugh…. enjoy and share it too….

natarajan

If your boss is Hari Sadu like person, any amount of good thing you do or say cannot satisfy him!

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That’s easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er….I guess she drowned….err….
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airplane.
Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job….You may leave now!!!

Moral: If you are having a boss like HARI SADU you will end up with an identical situation like the one listed above !!!!!!!!!!!!

SOURCE::::Unknown….But have a hearty laugh with this small joke…

Natarajan

TOM and his friend Jerry entered a chocolate store.

As they were busy looking, Tom stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Tom said to Jerry “Man I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, you cant beat that.”

Jerry replied: “You wanna see something better, let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing.” So they went to the counter and Jerry said to the Shop boy:”Do you wanna see magic?”

Shop boy replied: “Yes”. Jerry said: “Give me one chocolate bar.” The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shop boy asked: “But where’s the magic?”
Jerry replied: “Check in my friend Tom”s pocket, and you’ll find them.”

YOU CAN’T BEAT JERRY!!!!!!

SOURCE::::NET JOKES…
Natarajan

A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (of course.)
The Rich Man was very old, and getting older, and was thinking about his approaching death. He told his three friends this, and asked them to do a favor for him when he died.
“Here are three envelopes, each contain $100,000, one for each of you. I don’t wish to go to the afterlife without my money. Please, when I am buried, would each of you throw your envelopes
into the grave on top of my coffin?”
The three friends agreed, and took the envelopes. Sure enough (of course) the Rich Man died. At his funeral, the Doctor, the Priest and the Lawyer threw their envelopes on his coffin.
As they were leaving the funeral, the Priest said to the others, “I have a confession to make. The church needed a new altar badly, so I . . . I took $5000 to buy it,” and looked at his feet.
The Doctor said, “Well, since you’ve admitted it, I too must confess that I took money. The children’s hospital where I work needed a new, expensive X-ray machine, so I took $30,000 to buy
it.”
The Doctor and the Priest both turned to the lawyer, expecting a similar confession. Instead, he said “Oh, no, I deposited the money in my account and dropped a check for all $100,000 in the envelope …..

An american born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it.
The guide replied 20 years.
The American desi remarked, “You guys are lazy, in America we can build some thing like this in 5 years.”

At Red Fort in Delhi, he asked the same question. The guide reduced the period to impress him and said Ten years.
“Only ten years?” The American Desi retorted: “Didn�t I say you guys are slow workers! In America we could have built it in 2 1/2 years.”

Same story everywhere. He admired the places but reduced the period to 1/4th. The guide got irritated by this young American Desi.
Next day when they were near Qutab Minar the American Desi asked what is that tower?
The guide replied, “I �ll have to go and find out. When I was passing by this side last evening there was nothing!!!!!

SOURCE:::: unknown…..Like” Humour In Uniform ” this one is “Humour in CYBER CELL” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..Have a good laugh and share with your friends too !!!!
natarajan

What if The IT Industry Start Making Films

1)Java wale job le jayenge-Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
2)Mera naam developer- Mera naam joker
3)Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain- Hum aapke dil mein rahte hain
4)Tera code chal gaya -Tera jadoo chal gaya
5)Har Din jo mail Karega- Har dil jho pyar karega
6)Network Ke Us Paar- Nadiya ke us Par
7)Debugging koi Khel nahi Pyar koi khel nahi
8)Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai
9)Kaho Na Virus Hai -Kaho naa pyar hai
10)Mr Network Lal-Mr.Natwarlal

There are four engineers traveling in a car.

a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer.

The car breaks down. Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized.

we will have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again, says the mechanical engineer.

Well, says the chemical engineer, it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated.

I think we should clear out the fuel system.I thought it might be an grounding problem, says the electrical engineer,

or maybe a faulty plug lead.They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say Well, what do you think. Ummm perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again

Some of the Films linked to  Computer Professional  !!!!!!….pl read below….

 

Sajan Chale Sasural: Computer professional coming to US.
1942 A Love Story: Sticking to one company for more than a year.

Dil To Pagal Hai: Staying in India, dreaming of US.

Sapnay: Green card.

Sadma: Rejected H-1(B) Visa.

Khalnayak: Bodyshoppers.

Deewana Mastana: Project Manager – Team Leader.

Beta: Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm.

Rakhwala: Project Manager.

Mr. Bechara: Computer professional in Singapore.

Zanjeer: Company bond.

Himmatwala: Breaking company bond.

Tohfa: H-4 Visa for your Wife.

Mawaali: Before coming to US.

Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman: Once you are in US.

Chaudhvin ka Chand: Assembly programmer.

Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam: Client, your company and you.

Shehanshah: Bill Gates.

Admi Sadak Ka: Jumping from company to company.

Dayawan: Company paying full salary in bench.

Anari: Year2000 programmer.

Phool Aur Kaanten: Microsoft – IBM.

Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj: Microsoft Monopoly in IT market.

Desh Premee: Going back to India for good.

Farz: Going to India every year.

Pyaasa: Longing for a Visa.

Agneepath: Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa.

Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar: After coming from consulate with a Visa.

Bud Naseeb: Not getting a Visa.

Himalaya Putra: Firmly asking for $70k from India.

Elan-E-Jung: Asking for increment.

Gupt: Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants.

Zakmee: After getting rejected twice for a Visa.

Swarg Se Sundar: On landing in US.

Ab Kya Hoga?: Applied for Green Card too late.

Jallad: INS People.

Kranti: Increase H-1 quota.

Main Khiladi Tu Anari: You and Immigration Officer.

Maharaja: Doctors who came to US in 70’s

Hairaan: Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional’s pay-check.

Hum Aapke Hain Kaun: Illegal Immigrants in US.

Aur Pyar Ho Gaya: After staying in US for a Year.

Pardes: India after 2 Years.

Daud: Coming to US.

Rangeela: After getting Green Card.

Bahaar Aane Tak: Time period between Green Card and Citizenship.

Once A Software Engineer Was Smoking In A Public Place
Old Man Saw Him And Said: You Did’nt See That Board Indicates Warning About ‘Smoking In Public Places Is Prohibited’

Software Engineer: Oye Uncle, I Am Software Engineer By Profession And We Only Worry About Bugs & Errors. Not Warnings..!

How can you tell if you have been spending too much time at home on the Internet?

Your spouse emails you a message saying dinner is ready and she/he uses the address
“Your spouse@home.com.”

You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When…

– You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don’t have a clue when it happened.
– Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
– All of your friends have an @ in their names.
– Your dog has its own home page.
– You can’t call your mother… she doesn’t have a modem.
– You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
– You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
– You get a new suit that says, “This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher.”
– The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
– Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat

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