* I asked my wife what sort of books she’s interested in,
she said: Cheque books.
* The easiest way to make your old car run better,
is to check the prices of new cars.
* What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.
* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on
the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
* Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
* Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you
into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
* Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and
closes it. He does this again and again. Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly…..
source::::: input from a friend of mine
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