Laughter….The Best medicine …”.A wife is a wife is a wife ….”!!!

 

Just for Laugh ….

 United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?”

One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this “secret” base. The aircraft was immediately impounded & the pilot was interrogated.

The pilot’s story was that – he took off from Vegas, got lost & spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.

The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot & held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost & wasn’t a spy.

They re fueled his airplane, threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison, and let him go.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same Cessna landed there again.

Once again, the security personnel surrounded the plane… only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out & said:

“Do anything you want – to me, but my wife is in the plane & you have to tell her … where I was last night!”

😁😋Wife is a LIC employee.  She went to a portrait painter to get her painting done.  She asked him to add a ten lakh necklace to her neck on the portrait (though she was not wearing it).. The painter asked why she wanted it in her picture.  She replied.. “if I die,  my husband will marry again. The new wife will see this picture and will search for this necklace. They both will fight and that’s when my soul will find real peace 😝”
This is called ~
Jeevan anand policy….
“zindagi ke saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi”!!
😜😜😜
 All time classic👇
A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them.They both knew it will bite them..

The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart

The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little while and ran away.

The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.

But his wife shouted
“I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs, this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog”!!

Husband…   “😱😱😱😱”

Moral : A Wife is a Wife

No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better, than a Wife.

Swami Unknownananda 😀

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