Nothing Political About These Jokes !!!!!!!!

ALL ABOUT POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!…………

What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution.

What happens if all of them drown? That is solution!!!

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.

~Quoted in ‘Clarence Darrow for the Defense’ by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton, American actor/writer

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer, “the Mark Twain of American Socialism.”

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.

AND………………….

The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.

~P.J. O’Rourke, American comedian

I offered my opponents a deal: “if they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them”.

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981)

SOURCE:::::Input from a friend of mine…
natarajan

3 thoughts on “Nothing Political About These Jokes !!!!!!!!

  1. sumathy's avatar sumathy January 9, 2013 / 3:02 pm

    very good

  2. Ravinder singh Chowdhury's avatar Ravinder singh Chowdhury January 10, 2013 / 2:29 am

    “Blogging is the power to think clearly, the power to act well in the worlds work, and the power to appreciate life”.
    I love reading your blogs because they keep me updated.
    From
    Ravinder Singh Chowdhury : You used to call me Chotu
    S/o : S.P.S Chowdhury

    do you remember me ??
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    • Natarajan's avatar natarajan1950 January 10, 2013 / 2:31 am

      Hi chotu,

      I do remember you :-), how are you? Very nice to see you here.

      Best wishes,
      Uncle

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