A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, “What?”
Jennifer had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.
“Pretty good, I think,” replied Jennifer, “but if I go to work there I won’t get a vacation until I’m married.”
Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. “Is that what they told you?”
“No”, replied Jennifer, “but right on the application it said ‘vacation time may not be taken until you’ve had your First Anniversary
Patient explains “Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress at work and I keep losing my temper with people. I yell at them, get cranky and abuse them all the time.
Doctor: Well, tell me about your problem in details. I think I can help you out.
Patient: Why the hell are you practicing medical? Nonsense! I just did, didn’t I … are you a stupid fool? Get lost you idiot and don’t make me lose my temper!!
A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright.”
“Yes,” replied the man. “My card was stolen over a month ago.” “Why didn’t you report your card as stolen?” asked the card company representative. The man replied, “Well, whoever stole my card is spending a lot less than my wife!”
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