American…In India , do you guys call your wives ” HONEY ” in your native language ?
Indian:::: Oh ..No…We call them “BEE BEE”…..They sting twice as hard as Honey bee !!!!
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Teacher was fast asleep in a class and Little Johnny walks up to him .
Johnny: Sir…are you sleeping in the class ?
Teacher: No..Johnny…I am not sleeping .
Johnny::What were you doing , Sir ?
Teacher::: I was talking to GOD .
Next day, Little Johnny fell asleep in the class and the same teacher walks upto him.
Teacher::: Johnny… you are sleeping in my class ?
Johnny::::No ..not at all sir…. i am not sleeping.
Teacher::: Then what were you doing ?
Johnny::: I was talking to GOD Sir….
Teacher::: What did GOD say ?
Johnny:::: GOD said HE NEVER SPOKE TO YOU YESTERDAY !!!!!!!
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