Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?
A. Because on the lid it said, “Twist to open

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The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)

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Q: What did one English book say to the math book?
A: You have too many problems

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Do you know why electricians are some of the smartest people?

They always keep up with current events.

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The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?
Doctor: Yes, that is true.
P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?
D: Yes, that is also true.
P: So, in average, I live normally.

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SOURCE:::::joke a day.com

Natarajan