Hope

Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: “Nothing.”
Wife: “What do you mean nothing? You’ve been staring at our marriage certificate for over an hour!”
Husband: “Yea, I’m checking the expiry  date.”

Neighbors

“The new neighbors are so in love,” remarks Susan to her husband, “he hugs her, kisses her and strokes her hair. Why don’t you do that?”
“Because I don’t know her that well.”

Donations

Knock on the door.
“Hello sir, would you like to contribute something to the old folks home?”
“Yes, actually.” Beams the old man.
“Inge, put your jacket on and pack a suitcase!”

Shopping

An elderly couple is walking in the city, hand in hand, when they pass a jewelery store.
The wife turns to her husband with a smile:
“Love, would you buy me a chain?”
“Why?” Asks the husband, “Tired of being free?”

Qualities

A woman asks her husband:
“What do you like about me the most? My beautiful face or my sexy body?”
The husband gives her a long, appreciating look.
“Your sense of humor.”

 

Source::::: ba-ba mail site

Natarajan