Grandfather to Grandson
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
Grandson: YOU go hide… I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!! ??????
Sister to brother: What are you going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Brother: A football.
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my birthday she gave me Bhagvad Gita. What about that?
Source::: Input From a friend of mine
Natarajan