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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…Referee said ‘1,2,3…. GO!’…Everybody started running except Alia

Referee – Why are you not running…?

Alia – My number is 4

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Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Alia: I can eat 6 apples.

Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!

Alia: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend…

Alia to Shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?

Shraddha: I can eat 10

Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! 😰😜😫😂
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Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….

Alia : Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai tho kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….

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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

ALIA: I think.. (died)😄😄😄

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Alia  and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying.

Alia – what should we do now?
Varun- we’ll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900.?
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Varun: Shit, I’ve got a doctor’s appointment today..Alia : Just cancel it, Tell him you’re sick.😊
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Alia reading newspaper..

News:
“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”

Alia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping

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Alia  independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi..
Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha…
jisey sunkar dukaanwaala behosh ho gaya…

Guess what did Alia say ?

‘Isme aur colour dikhao’!!!

SOURCE:::: UNKNOWN….input from a friend of mine

Natarajan
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