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Secret of fail-free formula for Lovers
And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
People around the world have become very lazy. I am sure World war 3 will be fought online!
Jokesatta
Jungsatta
Hindustan Crimes
The Indian Depress
The Bad Times of India
Dainik Torture and
DNA (Do Not Ask)!
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Charlie: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save?
Chaplin: Of course, the tiger.
charlie: But why?
Chaplin: Very few are left!
—————-Mr Rupee, how do you respond to all the jokes made on you?
Mr Rupee: I don’t appreciate!
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Dear Onion, Dollar and Petrol;
No matter how much you rise day in and day out, I’ll always never change.
Sincerely Yours,
Salary!
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New word being considered to be incorporated in Oxford Dictionary:
Man-mohan- ed: Verb
Meaning: Silenced by a lady, especially by the self assumed more powerful woman…
Used as: My wife and I had an argument; she yelled and I Manmohaned!
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Teacher: Why the Jain community is generally very rich?
Student: Ma’m, it’s because they don’t eat onions!
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Son: Dad, tomorrow there’s a small parent meeting in the school. You must come.
Dad: What do you mean by ‘SMALL’?
son: Only you, me and the Principal!
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Gurgaon should be renamed Jamaica since most of the land is “Jamai Ka”!
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I’m getting tired of writing “Sent from my iPhone” at the end of all my e-mails.
Maybe I should just mention
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got an iPhone!
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-Every man is Narendra Modi before marriage and Manmohan Singh after marriage!
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Reality of Life:
A person is not as bad as he looks in his Aadhar Card;
And he isn’t that good as much as he looks in his Facebook picture!
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Breaking News:
The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed.
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He ordered “Onion Uttapam”!
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Dollar on escalator;
Rupee on ventilator!
Take off with Natarajan 