Maths
2+5, The Son of a Bitch is 7..
A little boy was doing his math homework & saying:
2+5, the son of a bitch is 7
3+6, the son of a bitch is 9. . .
His Mom: What are you doing?
Boy: I’m doing maths homework
Mom: this is how your teacher taught you?
Boy: Yes
Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day-
‘What are you teaching my son in maths?’
Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.
Mom: you teaching them to say 2+ 2, the Son of a bitch is 4?
Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, The Sum of Which is 4 !
Take a break and enjoy A funny interview……
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE….?
OFFICER : MP !!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED !!!
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’
A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
The men’s group decided that computer’ should definitely be of
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, find yourself spending half
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
1.They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
2.They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
The women won…!
source:::: input from a friend of mine
natarajan
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