Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, “Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000. He is offering a reward of $500.00 for its immediate return.” After a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of the room, “$550.00”
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Michael was selling a fine horse, and his friend Liam came over with the intention of buying it. “How much is it?” asked Liam, and Pat told him “500 dollars.” Liam was startled, and said, “But sure, I could give only 25 dollars for even such a fine horse.” “Done!” said Michael. Liam was surprised again. “How is it you came down so fast?” Michael smiled and said, “25 dollars is what he’s worth, all right, but you’re my friend, and I thought you’d like owning a 500 dollar horse.”
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Hey did you hear?
U.P.S and Fed-EX are merging. There going to call it Fed-Up
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He looked at his watch and said calmly, ”The 4:05 is right on time.” ”My baby!” screamed his wife. ”Let’s get out!” ”What! And leave a $6,000 Lincoln on the tracks!” He snapped. ”If you will just settle down, I’ll get it started.”
But nobody settled down, and the train came into view. Everyone left the car except the businessman. He leaned out the window and yelled to his wife, ”Hey Ruth. In case I get killed, the key to the vault is behind the Shakespeare book in my study.”
The conductor, slowing down for a stop anyway, managed to halt the train ten feet from the car.
”Darn!” cursed the businessman. ”Now I’ve got to find a new hiding place for the vault key!”
Take off with Natarajan 