Two kids were deciding what game to play. One said, “Let’s play doctor.”
“Good idea,” said the other. “You operate, and I’ll sue.”
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Q: Why was the math book sad
A: Because it had too many problems
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A kindergarten teacher asked: “What is the shape of the earth?”
After a pause a little girl spoke up: “According to my Daddy…terrible!”
After a pause a little girl spoke up: “According to my Daddy…terrible!”
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“Dad, Can you write in the dark?”
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this re port card.
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this re port card.
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