A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you
A spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Confucius Says: If you don’t succeed, re-define success
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha
Source::::: joke a day .com
Natarajan