Missing Wife
>
> A husband went to the police station to file a
> “missing person” report for his missing wife:
>
> Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn’t
> come back yet.
>
> Inspector :-What is her height?
>
> Husband :-I never checked.
>
> Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
>
> Husband :-Not slim, but is healthy.
>
> Inspector :-Color of eyes?
>
> Husband :-Never noticed.
>
> Inspector :-Color of hair?
>
> Husband :-Changes according to season.
>
> Inspector :-What was she wearing?
>
> Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
>
> Inspector :-Was she driving?
>
> Husband :- yes.
>
> Inspector :-color of the car? . . . . .
>
> Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6
> engine generating 333 horse power, teamed with an
> eight-speed tip-tronic automatic transmission with
> manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use
> light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch
> on the front left door………and then the husband started crying…
>
> Inspector:-Don’t worry sir,…..We will find your car.
Source::: input from a friend of mine
Natarajan
Take off with Natarajan 