Boss : l am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Tom  : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??
how much is DRIVING salary…?
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Blonde’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during  the day when light
is not needed!!!
***********************************************Two Blondes are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…
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Blonde  shouting 2 her Boy friend ” u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office….
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2 Blondes looking at Egyptian mummy.
Blonde 1 : Look so many bandages, Perfect  Truck accident case.
Blonde 2 : ya ya , Truck  number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
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A Blonde on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Kennedy ?
Blonde: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….
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Tom  for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read:  AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Tom : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
TOM (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….
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source:::: Input from a friend of mine

Natarajan