Interview For A Job…..ON the Lighter Side !!!! May 3, 2013May 3, 2013Natarajan Very Funny Job Interview Conversation Interviewer : Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Smith. I did my Tele Communication engineering from Rolex Institute of Technology. Interviewer : Rolex Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it .. What happened is due to U18 Football world cup, I scored badly in School Level.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said ‚ I can not invest so much of money‚ So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name Rolex Institute of Technology. Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering. Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years. Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6. Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These Football matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it . Interviewer : Good to know that you want Football matches to be banned. Candidate : No, no I am talking about Exams!! Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life? Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST through some relative. Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study? Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing lower education itself was so much of pain!! Interviewer : Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked? Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Lords is my current platforms. Earlier I was at Manchester. So Manchester was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! ( Lords and Manchester are the places in UK) Interviewer : And which languages have you used? Candidate : English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages. Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB? Candidate : It is a common sense C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD! Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language? Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly. Interviewer : What is your general project experience? Candidate : My general experience about projects is most of the times they are in pipeline! Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job? Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows. Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience? Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important I know few words like Showstoppers , hot fixes’, SEI-CMM’, quality’, version control’, deadlines’ , Customer Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes! Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?Candidate : Not much. 1. I should at least get 5000$ in hand.. 2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent. 3. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans. 4. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork. 5. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in Brazil in next year, I don’t mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don’t have many expectations. So can I assume my selection? Interviewer : he he he, ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to LOGIC SOFTWARE. Result : The fellow was appointed in a newly created section – ‘Stress Management’ in the HRD of LOGIC SOFTWARE. source::::: input from a friend of mine Natarajan Rate this:Share this: Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp More Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Like Loading... Related
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