During training exercises, the Lieutenant driving down a
muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud
with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.
“Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled
alongside.
“Nope,” replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him
the keys, “Yours is.”
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During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.
“But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” called out a conscript.
“Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared. “This is a small circle.”
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Officer at the shooting range: Get ready, aim, fire at will.
Soldier: Which one is Will?
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source::::joke a day.com
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