Out in the middle of nowhere a UFO drops out of the sky at a gas station, the aliens not concerned go out of the ship. The ship even has the letters UFO emblazoned on the side. While the owner of the station stands speechless, his young employee goes and fills up their tank and even waves as they pull off. After they’re gone the owner looks shocked at his employee. He says, “Do you realize what just happened?”
“Yeah” he replied?”
“Didn’t you see the letters UFO?”
“Yeah” she repeats” and?”
“Do you know what that means?”
“Gee boss, I’ve been working here for 5 years, of course I know what it means,
“Unleaded Fuel Only”
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Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to Mrs. Liventhal’s classroom.
“Mr. Smith,” said the teacher, “I asked Rick ‘Who shot Abraham Lincoln?’ and he said that he didn’t do it!”
“Well, teacher,” said Smith, “if my kid said he didn’t do it — he didn’t do it!”
Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turned to the boy and asked, “Tell me, son, did you do it?”
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SOURCE:::::jOKE A DAY.COM
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