Keep Smiling With Your Loved Ones …..

 

source::::::From a  SAI DEVOTEE….a nice message from the Devotee for all of us….

Natarajan

The one thing that I am well known for among my friends is the laughter that I share with them. But one memory of my laughter will always stand out -it was on my trip to Kailash Mansarovar,- I had completed the third day of kailash Parikrama by foot and then I went to Ashtpad where we had to walk on ice and by evening, I was so tired that I just skipped dinner and went to sleep.. I woke up at abt 2am or so and 2 of my friends were still awake talking in the courtyard. I sat with them and one thing led to another and we started laughing like anything..At 3 am sitting in the open courtyard cracking one joke after the other- my laugh was echoing and disturbing others.It bothered a 27yr old guy to such an extent that he came out and started starring at us giving us a warning to stop. The other two stopped but I was unable to control my laugh. The more he starred at me ,- the more I laughed and the more I laughed , the more angry he became..I think in my life that has been the only episode where my laugh has managed to make someone so angry. But other than that, personally- I think the sound of your loved one laughing with you is the best sound in the whole universe and laughing with your loved ones will definetly make you cherish those moments for life….
My funda of life: To see your loved one laughing with you makes you believe that He is happy with you..And to see your loved one happy makes you the most happiest person in the whole universe..
Try it for yourself- If you can have arguments with each other why cant you also remove time to laugh with each other..

Goat Goes to Court …And Wins !!!!!!

A court has ruled in favour of a goat, after police fined the animal for snacking on a Sydney flowerbed.

A court has ruled in favour of a goat, after police fined the animal for snacking on a Sydney flowerbed!!!

 

An Australian court has heard the bizarre case of a goat which destroyed a flowerbed – and has found in favour of the peckish animal.

Gary the goat was accused of eating flowers outside Sydney’s Museum of Contemporary Art and his owner James Dezarnaulds, was fined $440 (295) by police.

However, the comedian, also known as Jimbo Bazoobi, contested the fine.

As he delivered his version of events to the magistrate his sidekick waited nervously outside court surrounded by reporters and photographers.

Magistrate Carolyn Barkell said the accused had been eating the flowers when police arrived.

‘I accept that he did eat garden plants,’ she said.

However, she said there was no evidence Mr Bazoobi took Gary there with the intention of vandalising vegetation.

‘He may have preferred to have an ice cream,’ she said.

Gary’s lawyer Paul McGirr told the court police had issued the wrong infringement notice because it related to a person and not a goat.

He also said it could not be proved that Mr Bazoobi put Gary up to the act.

‘We can’t guess what he might have been whispered in his goat ear,’ he said.

Mr Bazoobi tours Australia with Gary and told reporters he bought him for a case of beer last year.

Speaking after the verdict Mr Bazoobi said: ‘Gary’s name has been cleared of all this slander. He was simply eating and I want to thank everyone for coming down here.

‘Gary the goat taught the cops a valuable lesson today, don’t bite off more than you can chew.’

Mr McGirr said: ‘Think about the waste of taxpayers’ money that has been spent on prosecuting a person because a goat is eating some grass or some vegetation.

‘I’ve always been an advocate that all police should be out doing real police work. I’d also like to know what other police who are working hard would think about their colleague actually writing a ticket to someone whose goat is feeding.’

The magistrate dismissed Mr Bazoobi’s application for the Crown to pay his legal costs but cancelled his fine.

Gary was not required to give evidence and made no comment on the verdict.

 

source:::::  Bigpond Times…Australia

Natarajan

Don”t Sell That Cow!!!!….Just for Laugh !!!!!

Just for Laugh….

In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered
around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.

One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of
Irish whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous

Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior’s bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little,
then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last
talk with their spiritual leader..

“Mother,” the nuns asked earnestly,

“Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us.”

She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:

“DON’T SELL THAT COW

source::::unknown…input from my friend…a good stuff for a hearty laugh …
Natarajan

Who Broke the Wall of Jericho !!!!!

A school inspector is sent to assess a Year 4 class in a local Christian State School…

He is introduced to the class by the teacher.

She says to the class, “Let’s show the inspector just how clever
you are by allowing him to ask you a question”.
The inspector reasons that normally class starts with religious instruction, so he will ask a biblical question. He asks: “Class, who broke down the walls of Jericho ?”

For a full minute there is absolute silence.
Eventually, little Billy raises his hand.

Billy stands up and replies: “Sir, I do not know who broke down the walls of Jericho, but I can assure you it wasn’t me”.

Of course the inspector is shocked by the answer and the lack of knowledge of the famous bible story and he looks at the teacher for an explanation.

Realising that he is perturbed, the teacher says:

“Well, I’ve known Billy since the start of the year, and I believe that if he says that he didn’t do it then he didn’t do it”.

The inspector is even more shocked at this and storms down to the principal’s office and tells him what happened, to which the principal replies: “I don’t know the boy, but I believe his teacher.

If she feels that the boy is innocent, then he must be innocent”.

The inspector can’t believe what he is hearing.

He grabs the phone on the principal’s desk and in a rage, dials the Minister for Education and rattles off the entire occurrence to her and asks her what she thinks of the education standard in the State.

The Minister sighs heavily and replies:

“I don’t know the boy, the teacher or the principal, and never
heard of the school, but just get three estimates and
have the broken wall fixed!!”

source::::unknown….input from a friend of mine…
Natarajan

Just For Laugh !!!!!….

Just ForLaugh !!!!!…ON THE LIGHTER SIDE !!!!

Natarajan

AN AMERICANISED HINDU BOY EXPLAINING DIWALI-

A young second generation Jaffna Hindu boy (14) living in Chicago was asked by his doctor mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother (11).

This is how he went about Diwali:

“So, like this guy, called Ram had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-guy Ram, to some national forest or something..!

Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so., he decided to get his wife and his bro along… you know…so that they could all chill out together..!

But the forest was reeeeal scary shit… really man…they had monkeys and devils and shit like that.

But this guy, Ram, kicked with dash and bows and arrows…. so it was fine.
But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe, Sita and lures her away to his hood.

And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed..!

All the Gods were with him..!…?.? So anyways, you don’t mess with gods..!

So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..!..?

Guy, don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys… just go along with me, ok..!

So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangster’s ass in his own hood..!
Anyways, by this time, their time’s up in the forest.. and anyways..it gets kinda boring, you know… no TV or malls or shit like that.

So, they decided to hitch a ride back home..!

And when the people realize that our guy, his bro and the wife are back home…they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice..!
And they didn’t have any bars or clubs in those days…so they couldn’t take them out for a drink..!

So they, like, decided to smoke and stuff..!

And since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also…so it was pretty cooool.. you know with all those fireworks..!

And this is how it started Diwali..!”

The mother fainted.!
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source:::::unknown….input from a friend of mine!!!!
Natarajan

Quotes with A Smile !!!!!

INTERESTING QUOTES …..Keep smiling!!!!!

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him religion
and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
~ Timothy Jones

*****

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we
had the land.
They said ‘Let us pray.’
We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
~ Desmond Tutu

*****

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon
landing was faked.
~ David Letterman

*****

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Italian proverb

*****

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over
them for fifty years.
~ Betsy Salkind

*****

The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the
strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr

*****

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
~ Prince Philip

*****

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.

*****

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford

*****

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
~ Spike Milligan

*****

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand.

*****

Having more money doesn’t make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.

*****

We are here on earth to do good unto others…….. What the others are
here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden

*****

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Jimmy Durante

*****

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every
part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn

*****

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet,
what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?
~ Steven Wright

*****

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts

source:::::input from a friend of mine…
Natarajan

Crazy Comments of Some CEOs ….Hasty Too !!!!

Bill Gates says Apple CEO Position a No-Win

Quote: “What I can’t figure out is why he (Steve Jobs) is even trying (to be the CEO of Apple)? He knows he can’t win.”
Date: June 1998

Bill Gates said the above quote when Steve Jobs returned to Apple in mid-90s. And there was a good reason too, at that time Microsoft’s stock was valued at $29 with while Apple’s barely peaked at $7.25. However nearly 14 years later, Apple’s become the most profitable company in the world.

Acer CEO Makes Fool Of Himself Over Apple Remarks

Quote: “Apple is like a mutant virus, escaping from the traditional structure of the PC industry, but the industry will still eventually build up immunity, thus further blocking this trend, and we believe the size of the non-Apple camp will exceed Apple’s, because this is how the industry normally evolves.”
Date: 9/9/2010

The Acer founder said the above quote to put the most happening products under dull light. Before this infamous quote is credited for claiming all American PC brands would be dead within 20 years.

Michael Dell Thinks Differently About Apple

Quote: “What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.”
Date: October 1997

When Dell’s CEO and founder was asked what would he do if he is in charge of Apple Inc he said above quoted lines. Apple’s investors, till this day are very thankful that the Apple board never took heed to Dell’s words.

Bill Gates Small Memory Gaffe

Quote:” No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer. 640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
Date: 1981

The quote in today’s scenario excites laugh just for how lame Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, was about predicting the memory limit. However Gates denies that he ever said anything like this but it was supposedly quoted quoted at a computer trade show in support of the IBM PC’s 640KB RAM limit, which he’d been heavily promoting that year.

Google Assumes We Want it to Direct Our Lives

Quote: “I actually think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions, they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.”
Date: 8/14/2010

During a sitdown with the Wall Street Journal, Google’s Schmidt touched on several subjects from the company’s net neutrality stance to the Android platform. However things turned weird after he shared his vision of Google’s future and how users would rely on the search engine to tell them “what they should be doing next.” His quotes certainly did not go well with netizens.

Steve Jobs Believed Reading Was Dead

Quote: “It doesn’t matter how good or bad the product is, the fact is that people don’t read anymore. The whole conception is flawed at the top because people don’t read anymore.”
Date: 1/15/2008

This quote was Jobs jab at Amazon’s Kindle, that since Americans don’t read, the product is destined to ruin. Such words from one of the greatest tech visionary may creep you and creem you still more that Amazon’s kindle was in the bestseller list for 2011, selling an est. 383,000 physical copies in its first week.

Ethernet Inventor Predicts Internet Collapse

Quote: “Almost all of the many predictions now being made about 1996 hinge on the Internet’s continuing exponential growth. But I predict the Internet will soon go spectacularly supernova and in 1996 catastrophically collapse.”
Date: 1995

Robert Metcalfe, founder of 3Com and inventor of Ethernet, made one of the most insane predictions ever made. He even guaranteed to literally eat his own words if his predictions fail. Living up to his promise, Metcalfe took his keynote speech during the International World Wide Web Conference in 1999, put a printed copy of his declaration into a blender, combined it with liquid, and drank it in front of the entire crowd. Of course the crowd was in fits of laughter.

source:::: silicon india net
Natarajan

Nothing Political About These Jokes !!!!!!!!

ALL ABOUT POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!…………

What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution.

What happens if all of them drown? That is solution!!!

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.

~Quoted in ‘Clarence Darrow for the Defense’ by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton, American actor/writer

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer, “the Mark Twain of American Socialism.”

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.

AND………………….

The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.

~P.J. O’Rourke, American comedian

I offered my opponents a deal: “if they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them”.

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981)

SOURCE:::::Input from a friend of mine…
natarajan

Periavaa”s Sense of Humour on His neck pain!!!

Dr.Kalyanaraman..Neuro Surgeon”s Experience with periavaa…

Maha Periyaval was suffering from some pain at the back of His neck. Dr. Badrinath who had just operated on His Holiness for cataract suggested that I should examine Maha Periyaval for suspected spondylosis and suggest treatment. The camp was at Sholapur at that time and one afternoon we arrived there. After lunch I was taken to Maha Periyaval’s presence. I was told that He was suffering from high fever in addition to His earlier complaint of neck pain. He asked me to go ahead with the examination.

I performed Shashtanga Namaskaram to Him first. He asked me why I was performing namaskaram. I replied “Before I examine every patient in my clinic. I perform namaskaram mentally to you and pray to you that the patient should be cured. When you are yourself my patient now, to whom can I pray except to you and I should be successful in my treatment? His Holiness smiled and said “Go ahead”.

After completing the examination I found that His temperature was 105 degree. I hesitatingly told Him, “Periyaval is having high fever. Will it be possible to avoid cold water bath for a day or two till the fever settles down? His Holiness replied “How can that be done? Yesterday was Chandra grahanam and last night I performed grahana snanam (bath at the time of eclipse) with the same fever.

I said, “Iswara, how can Periyaval’s physical system stand such strain?”

Maha Periyaval asked me “Do you know how grahana snanam is performed?”

I said I did not know.

His Holiness: “You have to hold your nostrils and take a dip in the river till the whole head is fully immersed in the water.

I was aghast that His Holiness had done this.

Then he added “Not once, but 108 times!”

I nearly fainted! I said “What treatment can I give you?”

“Only Lord Siva, whose incarnation you are, is protecting your body in spite of 108 head baths in the river with a body temperature of 105 degree. What can a poor mortal like me do except to pray to Lord Siva to keep you in good health for our sake for many many more years to come?”

Once, when I was asked to see Maha Periyaval for His neck pain, I diagnosed cervical spondylosis and suggested that He do some simple exercises for the same. The exercises consisted of normal movements of the neck such as looking down, looking up, and turning to the right, turning to the left, bending to the right and bending to the left, in all six normal movements. I requested Him to do this several times a day. When I went to Sri Mattam for darshanam on the next occasion I asked Maha Periyaval whether He was doing the neck exercises regularly.

His Holiness: I was doing the neck exercises regularly for a few days and then stopped doing them.

I asked: why?

Maha Periyaval remarked with a mischievous smile,

“You asked me to do them several times a day. I started doing them even when I was talking to visitors. Many bhakthas thought this was a new form of yoga-abhyasam which I practicing. So they started moving their necks exactly as I was doing. I thought even those who had no neck pain may get it due to the violent movement! So I stopped doing them!”.

source:::::kanchi perivaa forum
natarajan

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Crazy Q&A….Just for Laugh !!!!!!

source:::::unknown…input from my friend….
natarajan

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of laziness?
Asking for a thumb lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him/her last.

6. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

10. what is the height of ignorance ?
A VOTER BELIEVING ALL FAST AND FALSE PROMISES OF A POLITICAL PARTY AND VOTING FOR ITS CANDIDATE IN ELECTIONS!!!!!