Laughter The Best Medicine….Blonde jokes…

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This week”s Blonde Jokes……….

A friend told the blonde, “Christmas is on a Friday this year….”
The blonde then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”
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Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked, “What if one explodes before we get there?”
The other says, “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”
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A blond is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, “Did you find the shampoo?”
She says, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do…it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”
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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.
“I think it’s got epilepsy,” she tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me.”
The blonde says, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet!”
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A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”
She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blond is in jail. A guard looks in her cell and sees her hanging by her feet.
“What the hell you doing?” he asks.
“Hanging myself,” the blond replies.
“It should be around your neck!” says the Guard.
“I know,” she replies, “but I couldn’t breathe.”
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(Now this one actually makes sense…)

An Italian tourist asks a blonde, “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the blonde replies, “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”

Things to Keep and Things to Disregard…..Keep on Enjoying Life…..

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22 THINGS TO KEEP

You are what you eat -and what you don’t eat. Similarly, life depends on what you keep and what you don’t keep. There are many things in life that people may keep, but only a few are truly worth keeping. Here is a list of what to keep (and how) for a brighter, happier and more fulfilling life.

1) Keep calm. Life can be unnerving and if you don’t make an effort to keep collected and focused, you could easily lose your cool. Take regular, conscious deep breaths to calm and center yourself.

2) Keep your chin up. Not only is it good for your posture and diminishes your double chin, it also helps you maintain an “I can handle it” attitude. By keeping your chin up, you can keep your head above water.

3) Keep your spirits high. Always maintain a positive and joyful attitude. Remember that no one can perk you up like yourself. Keep your spirits high when the going gets rough by focusing on your dreams and counting your blessings.

4) Keep your word. The true measure of a man is if he keeps his word. Honorable and trustworthy is the man who stands by what he says and promises. It is important to think well before speaking because once a word is uttered and released into the universe, its vibrations could no longer be erased.

5) Keep in time with your inner drummer. Don’t be swayed by others into following the confusing beat of their drums. Although it is sometimes necessary to adjust to the pace of others, it is best to keep in step with your personal rhythm and to dance to your own music.

6) Keep in touch with the child in you. The source of creativity in your life is that little child within you. He questions, he marvels, he imagines and invents. Stay in touch with him, and be young and creative for life!

7) Keep abreast of the times. The world is moving so fast. Know what’s happening, what’s in style, what’s au courant, what’s relevant, what’s important. Learn the hottest trends and the latest in technology. Don’t be caught in a time warp or you’ll be left behind.

8) Keep in shape. Your shape shows your state of health. Your body is the vessel that you journey through life in. Keep it healthy and strong. Don’t be one of those people who say, “I’m in shape; round is a shape!”

9) Keep your mouth shut. People talk too much. We language ourselves to our own destruction and defeat. Know when to talk and when to shut up. Avoid being too verbose. Oftentimes, silence speaks more eloquently than words.

10) Keep good friends. Good friends are hard to find. Nurture friendships that make your plight through life easier, more wonderful and meaningful. Truly poor is the man who has no good friends.

11) Keep great memories, not heavy objects. In the very end, good memories of life are what we will be left with, not jewels and riches that we can’t bring when we finally go. Live each moment beautifully. Linked together, these magical moments create a magnificent life.

12) Keep a diary. Writing a journal is therapeutic. Record the important events in your life, your dreams and aspirations, even your failures and disappointments. When you trace back events in your life, you are bound to learn lessons from them as well as find great inspiration and strength.

13) Keep saying grace and thanks. Blessed is he who says grace before he eats and gives thanks for all the gifts he receives daily. Maintain a thankful attitude and focus on your blessings instead of disappointments.

14) Keep on moving forward. The universe moves forward in time. Don’t get stuck in yesterday; make an effort to move ahead to a better life. Drop those unnecessary pieces of material and emotional baggage that weigh you down and keep you from flying to your loftiest dreams.

15) Keep out of danger. He who exposes himself to danger finds it. Don’t court danger; avoid it. As they say, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Look out for number one (that’s you!), and always stay safe and sound.

16) Keep up the good work. Success is built upon success. The more you do, the more you achieve; the more you achieve, the better you get at doing it. Make success a habit by keeping up the good work.

17) Keep young. Do everything in your power to stay strong, supple and youthful. Think young; feel young. A wise man once said “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” Remember that age is a number and that youth is an attitude.

18) Keep on dancing. Life is a dance through space and time. Embellish whatever music life plays for you with your own fresh orchestration and creative choreography. Be excited in your heart and keep your feet light with happiness.

19) Keep on loving. Love is the reason we were created. Love diminishes when hoarded but multiplies when shared. Give it and feel it overflow in your heart. Love cures all sadness, pain and sorrow. Lonely is he who does not give love away and therefore gets none in return.

20) Keep on dreaming. Most men, even if they are young, are dead – that is, if they can no longer dream. Our dreams are what keep us young and alive; they give us that sparkle in our eyes. Our dreams keep us going even while everything around us says, “Stop.”

21) Keep on hoping. Never lose hope. Tomorrow will be another day that will bring new hope and greater blessings. Keep faith in the abundance of the universe and the mystery and perfection of life. Hope for nothing but the best and that’s what you will be granted.

22) Keep on believing. Belief is the mother of reality. What you believe becomes your truth. Believe in yourself, believe in the magic of the universe, believe in the power of your dreams. And most of all, believe you can do it, so you can have all your heart’s desires!

These You Must Not Keep

1) Don’t keep up with the Joneses. Just because your neighbor bought a red Ferrari, you, too, must get one. Don’t join the bandwagon and keep away from the “herd mentality.” Too much unhappiness in this world is caused by comparisons – comparing yourself and trying to measure up to other people. There is really no need to live up to others’ expectations if it would just bring you inconvenience and misery.

2) Don’t keep issues and grudges. The reason most of us stay miserable is because we keep issues, grudges, and problems. Detox yourself of complaints and issues that keep you from being the best that you could be. Try to solve all problems that beset you; never leave anything unresolved. The questions and puzzles of life are what make it challenging and exciting.

3) Don’t keep resentments and memories of painful experiences. Life is not a bed of roses so you must learn to let go of negative feelings and memories of painful experiences. It’s hard to go on living with a heavy heart. Pardon, forgive, forget if you can, and move on

Top 10 Tips To Stay Young and Happy…..

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1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight, and height.
Let the doctors worry about them.. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain get idle.
‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’
And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s!

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him or her!

6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself.
LIVE while you are alive.

7 Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don’t take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

Laughter the Best Medicine……Hari Sadu !!!!!

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If your boss is Hari Sadu like person, any amount of good thing you do or say cannot satisfy him!

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That’s easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er….I guess she drowned….err….
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airplane.
Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job….You may leave now!!!

Moral: If you are having a boss like HARI SADU you will end up with an identical situation like the one listed above !!!!!!!!!!!!

Laughter …the best medicine !!!!!!

SOURCE::::Unknown….But have a hearty laugh with this small joke…

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TOM and his friend Jerry entered a chocolate store.

As they were busy looking, Tom stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Tom said to Jerry “Man I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, you cant beat that.”

Jerry replied: “You wanna see something better, let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing.” So they went to the counter and Jerry said to the Shop boy:”Do you wanna see magic?”

Shop boy replied: “Yes”. Jerry said: “Give me one chocolate bar.” The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shop boy asked: “But where’s the magic?”
Jerry replied: “Check in my friend Tom”s pocket, and you’ll find them.”

YOU CAN’T BEAT JERRY!!!!!!

Laughter..The Best Medicine !!!!!!

SOURCE::::NET JOKES…
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A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (of course.)
The Rich Man was very old, and getting older, and was thinking about his approaching death. He told his three friends this, and asked them to do a favor for him when he died.
“Here are three envelopes, each contain $100,000, one for each of you. I don’t wish to go to the afterlife without my money. Please, when I am buried, would each of you throw your envelopes
into the grave on top of my coffin?”
The three friends agreed, and took the envelopes. Sure enough (of course) the Rich Man died. At his funeral, the Doctor, the Priest and the Lawyer threw their envelopes on his coffin.
As they were leaving the funeral, the Priest said to the others, “I have a confession to make. The church needed a new altar badly, so I . . . I took $5000 to buy it,” and looked at his feet.
The Doctor said, “Well, since you’ve admitted it, I too must confess that I took money. The children’s hospital where I work needed a new, expensive X-ray machine, so I took $30,000 to buy
it.”
The Doctor and the Priest both turned to the lawyer, expecting a similar confession. Instead, he said “Oh, no, I deposited the money in my account and dropped a check for all $100,000 in the envelope …..

An american born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it.
The guide replied 20 years.
The American desi remarked, “You guys are lazy, in America we can build some thing like this in 5 years.”

At Red Fort in Delhi, he asked the same question. The guide reduced the period to impress him and said Ten years.
“Only ten years?” The American Desi retorted: “Didn�t I say you guys are slow workers! In America we could have built it in 2 1/2 years.”

Same story everywhere. He admired the places but reduced the period to 1/4th. The guide got irritated by this young American Desi.
Next day when they were near Qutab Minar the American Desi asked what is that tower?
The guide replied, “I �ll have to go and find out. When I was passing by this side last evening there was nothing!!!!!

HUMOUR…..CYBER CELL STYLE!!!!!!!

SOURCE:::: unknown…..Like” Humour In Uniform ” this one is “Humour in CYBER CELL” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..Have a good laugh and share with your friends too !!!!
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What if The IT Industry Start Making Films

1)Java wale job le jayenge-Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
2)Mera naam developer- Mera naam joker
3)Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain- Hum aapke dil mein rahte hain
4)Tera code chal gaya -Tera jadoo chal gaya
5)Har Din jo mail Karega- Har dil jho pyar karega
6)Network Ke Us Paar- Nadiya ke us Par
7)Debugging koi Khel nahi Pyar koi khel nahi
8)Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai
9)Kaho Na Virus Hai -Kaho naa pyar hai
10)Mr Network Lal-Mr.Natwarlal

There are four engineers traveling in a car.

a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer.

The car breaks down. Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized.

we will have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again, says the mechanical engineer.

Well, says the chemical engineer, it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated.

I think we should clear out the fuel system.I thought it might be an grounding problem, says the electrical engineer,

or maybe a faulty plug lead.They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say Well, what do you think. Ummm perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again

Some of the Films linked to  Computer Professional  !!!!!!….pl read below….

 

Sajan Chale Sasural: Computer professional coming to US.
1942 A Love Story: Sticking to one company for more than a year.

Dil To Pagal Hai: Staying in India, dreaming of US.

Sapnay: Green card.

Sadma: Rejected H-1(B) Visa.

Khalnayak: Bodyshoppers.

Deewana Mastana: Project Manager – Team Leader.

Beta: Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm.

Rakhwala: Project Manager.

Mr. Bechara: Computer professional in Singapore.

Zanjeer: Company bond.

Himmatwala: Breaking company bond.

Tohfa: H-4 Visa for your Wife.

Mawaali: Before coming to US.

Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman: Once you are in US.

Chaudhvin ka Chand: Assembly programmer.

Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam: Client, your company and you.

Shehanshah: Bill Gates.

Admi Sadak Ka: Jumping from company to company.

Dayawan: Company paying full salary in bench.

Anari: Year2000 programmer.

Phool Aur Kaanten: Microsoft – IBM.

Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj: Microsoft Monopoly in IT market.

Desh Premee: Going back to India for good.

Farz: Going to India every year.

Pyaasa: Longing for a Visa.

Agneepath: Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa.

Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar: After coming from consulate with a Visa.

Bud Naseeb: Not getting a Visa.

Himalaya Putra: Firmly asking for $70k from India.

Elan-E-Jung: Asking for increment.

Gupt: Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants.

Zakmee: After getting rejected twice for a Visa.

Swarg Se Sundar: On landing in US.

Ab Kya Hoga?: Applied for Green Card too late.

Jallad: INS People.

Kranti: Increase H-1 quota.

Main Khiladi Tu Anari: You and Immigration Officer.

Maharaja: Doctors who came to US in 70’s

Hairaan: Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional’s pay-check.

Hum Aapke Hain Kaun: Illegal Immigrants in US.

Aur Pyar Ho Gaya: After staying in US for a Year.

Pardes: India after 2 Years.

Daud: Coming to US.

Rangeela: After getting Green Card.

Bahaar Aane Tak: Time period between Green Card and Citizenship.

Once A Software Engineer Was Smoking In A Public Place
Old Man Saw Him And Said: You Did’nt See That Board Indicates Warning About ‘Smoking In Public Places Is Prohibited’

Software Engineer: Oye Uncle, I Am Software Engineer By Profession And We Only Worry About Bugs & Errors. Not Warnings..!

How can you tell if you have been spending too much time at home on the Internet?

Your spouse emails you a message saying dinner is ready and she/he uses the address
“Your spouse@home.com.”

You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When…

– You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don’t have a clue when it happened.
– Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
– All of your friends have an @ in their names.
– Your dog has its own home page.
– You can’t call your mother… she doesn’t have a modem.
– You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
– You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
– You get a new suit that says, “This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher.”
– The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
– Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat

DIVINE MESSAGE FROM SAI……

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him- the way he had hidden his best marble.
Moral of the story:
If you don’t give your hundred percent in a relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship, friendship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.
SOURCE::::INPUT FROM A SAI DEVOTEE..
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FACE BOOK…..LIGHTER SIDE OF ITS FACE!!!!!!!!

SOURCE::::AN INPUT RECD. FROM ONE OF MY CONTACTS…YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT THE HILARIOUS SIDE OF THE FACE OF FACE BOOK !!!!.. HENCE IT IS SHARED WITH YOU FOR YOU TO HAVE A BROAD SMILE ON YOUR FACE WITH A HEARTY LAUGH !!!!!

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Facebook Addiction

If you are on Facebook, I am sure you will find this hilarious

The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions
Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the
“Heroin Addiction Department (HAD),” the “Smoking Addiction Department
(SAD)” and the “Bingo Addiction Department (BAD).” Then she spotted
the department she was looking for: “Facebook Addiction Department
(FAD).”

It was the busiest department in the clinic, with about three dozen
people filling the waiting room, most of them staring blankly into
their Blackberries and iPhones. A middle-aged man with unkempt hair
was pacing the room, muttering,”I need to milk my cows. I need to milk
my cows.”

A twenty-something man was prone on the floor, his face buried in his
hands, while a curly-haired woman comforted him.

“Don’t worry. It’ll be all right.”

“I just don’t understand it. I thought my update was LOL-worthy, but
none of my friends even clicked the ‘like’ button.”

“How long has it been?”

“Almost five minutes. That’s like five months in the real world.”

The 76-year-old woman waited until her name was called, then followed
the receptionist into the office of Alfred Zulu, Facebook Addiction
Counselor.

“Please have a seat, Edna,” he said with a warm smile. “And tell me
how it all started.”

“Well, it’s all my grandson’s fault. He sent me an invitation to join
Facebook. I had never heard of Facebook before, but I thought it was
something for me, because I usually have my face in a book.”

“How soon were you hooked?”

“Faster than you can say ‘create a profile.’ I found myself on
Facebook at least eight times each day — and more times at night.
Sometimes I’d wake up in the middle of the night to check it, just in
case there was an update from one of my new friends in India . My
husband didn’t like that. He said that friendship is a precious thing
and should never be outsourced.”

“What do you like most about Facebook?”

“It makes me feel like I have a life. In the real world, I have only
five or six friends, but on Facebook, I have 674. I’m even friends
with Juan Carlos Montoya.”

“Who’s he?”

“I don’t know, but he’s got 4,000 friends, so he must be famous.”

“Facebook has helped you make some connections, I see.”

“Oh yes. I’ve even connected with some of the gals from high school —
I still call them ‘gals.’ I hadn’t heard from some of them in ages, so
it was exciting to look at their profiles and figure out who’s
retired, who’s still working, and who’s had some work done. I love
browsing their photos and reading their updates. I know where they’ve
been on vacation, which movies they’ve watched, and whether they hang
their toilet paper over or under. I’ve also been playing a game with
some of them.”

“Let me guess. Farmville?”

“No, Mafia Wars. I’m a Hitman. No one messes with Edna.”

“Wouldn’t you rather meet some of your friends in person?”

“No, not really. It’s so much easier on Facebook. We don’t need to
gussy ourselves up. We don’t need to take baths or wear perfume or use
mouthwash. That’s the best thing about Facebook — you can’t smell
anyone. Everyone is attractive, because everyone has picked a good
profile pic. One of the gals is using a profile pic that was taken,
I’m pretty certain, during the Eisenhower Administration. ”

“What pic are you using?”

“Well, I spent five hours searching for a profile pic, but couldn’t
find one I really liked. So I decided to visit the local beauty
salon.”

“To make yourself look prettier?”

“No, to take a pic of one of the young ladies there. That’s what I’m using.”

“Didn’t your friends notice that you look different?”

“Some of them did, but I just told them I’ve been doing lots of exercise.”

“When did you realize that your Facebooking might be a problem?”

“I realized it last Sunday night, when I was on Facebook and saw a
message on my wall from my husband: ‘I moved out of the house five
days ago. Just thought you should know.'”

“What did you do?”

“What else? I unfriended him of course!”
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ELEVEN OLDEST LIVING PEOPLE IN WORLD…..

Shiva  kumara Swamiji, India   

Born on: April 1, 1907 
Age: 105
Also respectfully known as Dr. Sree Sree Sree Shivakumara Swamiji was born in Veerapura near Magadi Taluk, South India. He is also the current head of the Sree Siddaganga Mutt. He is popular for his philanthropic work and was awarded a doctorate for his immense knowledge in Kannada and Sanskrit.

Elsie Thompson, United States

Born on: April 5, 1899
Age: 113 years
She is a 19th century born lady and when asked about the secret of her longevity, she says, ‘I love people’. This Floridian loves eating chicken, salmon, cookies, coffee and also loves singing .

Maria Redaelli-Granoli, Italy
Born on: April 3, 1899
Age: 113 years
She is an Italian who never really liked noodles. With her good health condition she looks not to betray any appointment with the New Year. She always enjoys watching variety shows.

Ichi Ishida, Japan
Born on: January 15, 1899
Age: 113 years
On the day of publication of this article Ichi Ishida has completed living 113 years and 208 days on earth. She currently resides in Tokyo.

Hatsue Ono, Japan
Born on: October 31, 1898
Age: 113 years
Ono’s surrounding areas which is known for its lush natural landscapes and heavy diet sea food is possibly the reason for her long life. She has completed 113 years and 284 days on earth while this article has been published.

Mamie Rearden, United States
Born on: September 7, 1898
Age: 113 years
She is known to be the oldest black person in the world. She was a teacher and she began her teaching career in 1918 and says she did not get her driving license until the age of 65. “Treat others as you want to be treated” is what she says to be the secret of her longevity.

Kame Nakamura, Japan
Born on: March 8, 1898
Age: 114 years
She is considered to be Japan’s third oldest living person residing at Okinawa. The main secret of her long life is completely living on a vegetarian diet.When this article is been published, she has lived 114 years and 155 days.

Misawo Okawa, Japan
Born on: March 5, 1898
Age: 114 years
Okawa hails from Japan and her great long existence was not revealed by the Japanese authorities until September 2011.

Jiroemon Kimura, Japan
Born on: March 5, 1898
Age: 114 years
He is considered to be the oldest living man in the world. Kimura lives in Japan and he enjoys watching parliamentary debates on TV and gives credit of his longevity to small portions of food.

Dina Manfredini, United States
Born on: April 4, 1897
Age: 115 years
Manfredini became the oldest Italian person in history. She is also considered to be the first person of Italian heritage to reach such an age. She cleaned houses until the age of 90 but she lied about her age so that people wouldn’t worry that she was too old to work.

Besse Cooper, United States
Born on: August 26, 1896
Age: 115 years
Cooper is considered to be the oldest living person on January 31, 2011. She attributes her longevity to avoiding junk food and minding her own business. She is the also considered to be the last verified living person born in 1896

SOURCE::::SILICON INDIA NEWS… ON NET….

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