Walking down the street one day, a woman heard a voice yell, ‘stop! If you take one more step, you will be killed. The woman stopped and seconds later a brick fell and landed in her path.
A minute later or two, she was ready to cross the street when the same voice bellowed ‘halt! Don’t cross the street now’. An out-of-control beer truck soon screeched around the corner and didn’t even slowdown as it ran the red light. Shaken, the woman asked out loud, “who are you?”
‘I am your guardian angel’ replied the voice. ‘And I imagine you have some questions for me”
‘You bet I do’, the woman said. ‘Where were you on my wedding day?’
A minute later or two, she was ready to cross the street when the same voice bellowed ‘halt! Don’t cross the street now’. An out-of-control beer truck soon screeched around the corner and didn’t even slowdown as it ran the red light. Shaken, the woman asked out loud, “who are you?”
‘I am your guardian angel’ replied the voice. ‘And I imagine you have some questions for me”
‘You bet I do’, the woman said. ‘Where were you on my wedding day?’
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A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks – like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was released. He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place he went was to a bar. He sat down, took out the matchbox and emptied out the ant. He then said to the guy beside him, “you are not gonna believe what this ant can do”. He showed him all the tricks and the guy was impressed. He told him that he could make a fortune with the ant. The guy with the ant was excited and called the bartender over and said “you see that ant?” The bartender put his finger on the ant, twisted it and said “sorry sir it won’t happen again.”
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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered. ” On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. “So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now, back off!! Or you’ll answer to me!”
St. Peter was impressed: “When did this happen?”
“Just a couple of minutes ago”
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From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
“Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.
“I’ve no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts.”
“Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.
“I’ve no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts.”
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A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright.”
“Yes,” replied the man. “My card was stolen over a month ago.” “Why didn’t you report your card as stolen?” asked the card company representative. The man replied, “Well, whoever stole my card is spending a lot less than my wife!”
“Yes,” replied the man. “My card was stolen over a month ago.” “Why didn’t you report your card as stolen?” asked the card company representative. The man replied, “Well, whoever stole my card is spending a lot less than my wife!”
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