A doctor calls his patient and says; the check you gave me for my bill came back.
The patient replied: So did my arthritis..!!!
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A Man rushed into a doctor’s office, jumped on his back, and started screaming, “One! Two! Three! Four!” “Wait a minute!” yelled the doctor, trying to get free. “What do you think you’re doing?” The man said, “Well doctor, they did say I could count on you!”
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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
You certainly do, sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
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After the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; “Can I have a second opinion?
The doctor says; “Sure. Come back tomorrow.
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A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one’s right
And in his right brain nothing’s left
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“And did he?”
“Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill….
A General Practitioner is someone who knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.
A pathologist is someone who knows more and more about everything until he knows everything about everything. But, too late.
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