Jokes For The Day… One liners !!!

Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.

Good. I’ll take two of them.
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Poor old Bob sent his photograph off to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely

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Money can’t buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch!

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! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener

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Confusius say: “Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired.”

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A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asks her husband to do.

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source:::: joke a day.com

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