Sam got a part time job at the Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail.
Sam separated the letters so fast that his motions were literally a blur. Extremely pleased by this, the supervisor approached Sam at the end of his first day.
“I just want you to know,” the supervisor said, “that I’m very pleased with the job you did today. You’re one of the fastest workers we’ve ever had.”
“Thank you, Sir” said Sam beaming, “and tomorrow I’ll try to do even better.”
“Better?” the supervisor asked with astonishment. “How can you possibly do any better than you did today?”
Sam cooly replied, “Tomorrow I’m going to read the addresses !!!….
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
“Oh, well never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,” the husband explained.
“She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.”
He continued, “She communicates well and I act like Im listening.”
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There came a big flood, and the water around Bhola’s house was rising steadily..
Bhola was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around him, when a man in a boat came along and called to Bhola, “Get in the boat and I’ll get you out of here. Bhola replied, “No thanks, God will save me.”
Bhola went into the house, and the water was starting to pour in. So, he went up to the second floor.
As he looked out, another man in a boat came along, and he called to Bhola, “Get in the boat and I’ll get you out of here.”
Again, Bhola replied, “No thanks. God will save me.”
The water kept rising. So, Bhola got out onto the roof.
A helicopter flew over, and the pilot called down to Bhola, “I’ll drop you a rope,grab onto it, and I’ll get you out of here.”
Again Bhola replied, “No thanks. God will save me.”
The water rose and rose, and soon nearly covered the whole house. Bhola fell in, and drowned.
When he arrived in Heaven, he saw God, and asked Him, “Why didn’t you save me from that terrible flood? Did I not show you my faith?”
With a loving but irritated tone God replied, “What more would you have me do? I sent people in two boats and a helicopter.”
SOURCE:::: siliconindia.com
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