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For those who identify with the Irish…..

    

• Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.  Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk. 
         

• An American lawyer asked, “Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?”
“Who told you that?” asked Paddy. 
 

• Question – Why are Irish jokes so simple?
Answer – So the English can understand them. 
 

• Reilly went to trial for armed robbery.  The jury foreman came out and announced, “Not guilty.”
“That’s grand!” shouted Reilly. “Does that mean I can keep the money?” 
 

• Irish lass customer: “Could I be trying on that dress in the window?”
Shopkeeper: “I’d prefer that you use the dressing room.” 
 
 

• Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning.  I can’t break her of it.
Keenan: What on earth is she doin’ at that time?
Finnegin: Waitin’ for me to come home . 
 

• Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital.  “Quick!” he said.  “Send an ambulance, my wife is goin’ to have a baby!”
“Tell me, is this her first baby?” the intern asked.
“No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin’.” 
 

SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine

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