Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.”
Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?
Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?
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A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?”
The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.”
The younger man asks, “If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?”
The old man replies, “Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I’ll give you both of ’em!”
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“I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, won’t you?
“All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
“All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
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Building Security has notified us that there have been 5 suspected terrorists working at our office. Four of the five have been apprehended. Bin Sleeping, Bin Loafing, Bin Gossiping, and Bin Surfing have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the fifth cell member, Bin Working, in the office. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Working will be very easy to spot. They thought they had apprehended Bin Working sitting at a desk, but it was actually Bin Surfing trying to impersonate Bin Working.
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Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the
blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we
have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the
blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we
have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After a moment’s reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
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Source………www.joka a day.com
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