jokes for the Day……

Natarajan

 

An accountant and his neighbor went to the Natural History museum one day. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: “This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. “Where did you get this exact information?” “I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.”

 

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Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy
preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or
English saddle.
Judi asked what the difference was.
“Well, one has a horn and the other doesn’t.”
“Just get the one without the horn. I don’t think
we’ll run into too much traffic out here.”

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Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.
“It’s terrible,” she said, “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.”
“I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor.
“Naturally,” she replied, “I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour
in the morning and again at night.”
“No,” the doctor said, “I mean do you take anything?”
“Naturally,” she answered, “I take a book.”

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A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: God, how long is a million years to you? God answered: A million years is like a minute.Then the man askedGod, how much is a million dollars to you? And God replied: A million dollars is like a penny. Finally, the man asked:God, could you give me a penny? And God said, “In a minute.

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Source……….www.jokes.siliconindia.com

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