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5. Then, I tried being a chef – I figured it would add spice to my life,

BUT I just didn’t have the thyme.

6. Next, I tried working in a deli,

BUT any way I sliced it, I just couldn’t cut the mustard.

7. My best job was as a musician,

BUT I eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.

8. I studied for a long time to become a doctor,

BUT I didn’t have any patience.

9. Next up was a job in a shoe factory – I tried hard,

BUT I just didn’t fit in.

10. After that, I became a fisherman,

BUT I discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.

11. Next, I managed to get a job at a pool maintenance company,

BUT the work was too draining.

12. So after that I got a job at a workout center,

 BUT they said I wasn’t fit for the job…

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian,

BUT I realized there was no future in it…

14. My last job was when I tried working in a muffler factory,

BUT that was too exhausting.