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           Some of these you might have come across earlier. Worth a chuckle

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today?

 Husband : First make it, we will name it later! ☺

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife…
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting

A married man’s prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife………. It has been years now,
just reminding u…..

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him, and his friend just sits and listens in.
“My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?”

Husband answers “Because he’s thinking of getting married”

Couldn’t stop sharing this one…

Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for, darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife 

didn’t speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal 🙂

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let us eat.”

Wife: honey…..you say prayers before eating at home.

Husband: that is at home, sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.!!


Best Slogan on a MAN’s T-Shirt :

“Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed”

SOURCE::::: input from a friend of mine

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