Start the Week with a Good Smile … !!!

Natarajan

Have a laugh

Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means…
E – End of
T – Thinking
C – Capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife’s Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
“I Luv u too” (GAME OVER!)

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When do you know u r in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darling’s Numbers.
In Old Age : It is Full of Doctors Numbers.

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“Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
‘People are more interested in others life than their own.

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why the Hell Should I recognize ?

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What is the diff between “GHAZAL” & “LECTURE” ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is “GHAZAL”
and
Every word spoken by wife is “LECTURE”

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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding…..
B’coz they say to each other affectionately that :

“DARLING NOW U R DEAD”…

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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
the same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don’t know why..
alphabets get reversed..

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Secret formula for married couples…
“Love One Another”
And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!

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SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine
Natarajan

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