Just For Laugh ….!!!

My Job Search!

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Just couldn’t concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,

but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,

But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.

5. Then, I tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,

but any way I sliced it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,

but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

but didn’t have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.

Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,

but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company ,

but the work was just too draining.

12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,

but they said I wasn’t fit for the job…

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it..

14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

but that was too exhausting.

SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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Natarajan