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A married man’s prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife……….
It has been years now, just reminding you……

Husband: I found Aladdin’s lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal 🙂

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let us eat.”
Wife: honey…..you say prayers before eating at home.
Husband: that is at home, sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.

Best Slogan on a MAN’s T-Shirt :
“Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed”

“If you want to be Happy with your husband,
Love him Less Understand him more!
If you want to be Happy with your wife,
Love her More and never try to Understand ! 

SOURCE::::: input from my friend

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