Laughter …the Best medicine…!!!

 

 

: NEW AGE KIDS
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HUMOUR SANS UNIFORM (with due apologies to Reader’s Digest)
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Who are lizards?
Awesome answer by a kid….
They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went
abroad for higher education
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A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate,                                                             then he took another one and then another …
A man next to him said,
“Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??”
The boy replied,
“My grandfather lived for 132 years”
The man asked ,
“Was it because of eating chocolate?”
The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!
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Son: Dad, there’s a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? ..how small.?
Son: only me…you…and the Principal …

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Digital India effect…
The young boy was suffering from loose motion.
He hesitated to say the word loose motion to the doctor.                                           So he explained in new generation style…….
“Doctor, since morning.. unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started.
No balance in my stomach. If I recharge, within one minute balance becomes nil. Doctor, can you please disconnect the offer.!!
Source….Input from one of my friends
Natarajan
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