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” Dancing to the Tunes …” Age No Bar For Laughter !!!

December 1, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

Bets at the Nursing Home.

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, ‘Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!’

The old man said, ‘There is no way you can guess my age!

One of the Grandmas said, ‘Sure we can! Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age.’

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times. Determined To prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all said in unison, ‘You’re 87 years Old!’

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, ‘How in the world did you guess my age?’

Slapping their knees, high fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed…..

‘We were at your birthday party yesterday.’

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Start The Week with A Smile …!!!

December 1, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

Boss : l am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Tom : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??
how much is DRIVING salary…?
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Blonde’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
***********************************************Two Blondes are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…
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Blonde shouting 2 her Boy friend ” u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office….
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2 Blondes looking at Egyptian mummy.
Blonde 1 : Look so many bandages, Perfect Truck accident case.
Blonde 2 : ya ya , Truck number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
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A Blonde on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Kennedy ?
Blonde: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….
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Tom for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Tom : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
TOM (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….
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source:::: Input from a friend of mine

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Joke of the Day…” Come Back and See Me …” !!!

December 1, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”

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Joke of the Day…” I am not a Stupid…” !!!

November 29, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

Cal was out driving in the country, seeing how his new car handled the curvy roads at high speeds. As he rounded a corner, one of his tires blew.

When he got out of the car to change the tire, he noticed that he had stopped in front of the state mental asylum. There was also a man sitting on the brick wall in front of the facility.

The driver went about his business, not paying any attention to the guy on the fence. He first took his tire iron and jack out of the car, and got the car jacked up. Then, he removed the hubcap. Next, he removed the six lug nuts, and placed them in the hubcap for safekeeping.

About this time, the guy on the fence decided to start a conversation. This startled the driver, and he reeled around quickly, knocking over the hubcap, and the lug nuts fell into the sewer drain.

The driver gets angry with the guy on the fence, shouting, “Now look what you made me do. Now I’m going to have to walk to town to buy some new lug nuts. Just go back inside and leave me be.”

The guy on the fence says, “Why don’t you just take one lug nut from each of your other three wheels, and use them on this one. That should hold it steady enough for you to drive the car to the auto parts store.”

The driver asks, “That’s a brilliant idea…then why are you here?”

The guy on the fence replies, “I’m just crazy, not stupid.”

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Joke of the Day !!!….” Are you Over 21 …” ?

November 28, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted, behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.”The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn’t believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver’s license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the licence.

Rest is to your guess !!!…

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Joke of the day… “I lied about My Age …” !!!

November 25, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at

the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy

25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her

youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens

intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At

the very first chance, they corner him and ask, ‘Bob, how’d you get the

trophy girlfriend?’ Bob replies, ‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’ They

are knocked over, but continue to ask. ‘So, how’d you persuade her to

marry you?’ ‘I lied about my age’, Bob replies. ‘What, did you tell her

you were only 50?’ Bob smiles and says, ‘No, I told her I was 90.’!!!

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Joke of the Day…” What do you Have …? ” !!!

November 24, 2014NatarajanLeave a comment

A guy runs into the bar and says, “Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch.” The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. “Wow that’s the fastest I’ve seen anyone drink,” says the bartender. “Well you’d drink that fast if you had what I had,” The man says “Oh my god,” the bartender says, “What do you

have ,?

” The man replies “50 cents.!!!

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