TOM died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Tom thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, “OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it’s not the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?” TOM replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc…” Saint Peter opens the gate without another word !!!!!!!!
TOM and JERRY both bought one horse each.
They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So TOM asked “how will we know which is your and which is mine?”
JERRY said “Its easy I will cut mine’s tail, and yours will be the one with tail.”
Some boys outside heard it and cut the tail of other horse too.
So the next morning confusion arose even more. TOM said. “Don’t worry, I will tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the bell.”
The boys heard this too so they cut the bell.
The next day, TOM got frustrated and said
“OKAY!! Now the last criteria will be that:
WHITE HORSE will be yours and BLACK HORSE will be mine.”!!!!!!!!!!!!
Source::::: unknown….input from a friend of mine
Natarajan
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