John

Joke of the Day…” Not Always…” !!!

NatarajanLeave a comment
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out.

John said, “I’m very sorry officer, I didn’t realize it was out, I’ll get it fixed right away.”

Just then Jessica said, “I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed.“
So the officer asked for John’s license and after looking at it said, “Sir your license has expired.“
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn’t realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, “I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired.“
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, “Jessica, shut your mouth!!”
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. “Does your husband always talk to you like that?“
“Not always,” answers Jessica, “only when he’s drunk.“
Source….www.ba-bamail.com
Natarajan

” A story that is not a laughing stuff…” !!!

NatarajanLeave a comment

John had a  terrible accident at work – he fell against a grinding machine and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.

One day, John decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Mixitup Communications.  After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, John asked him, “Do you notice anything different about me?”  And the gentleman answered, “Why yes, I couldn’t help but notice you have no ears.” John got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question,  “Do you notice anything different about me?” and she replied: “Well, you have no ears.”  John again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. John was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: “Do you notice anything different about me?”
And to his surprise, the young man answered: “Yes. You wear contact lenses.” John was delighted, and said, “What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?”

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, “Well, it’s pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!”

SOURCE::::www.mastegg.com

Natarajan