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Joke of the Day….” Giving Up …” ? !!!
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
‘What’s the matter?’ asked Little Johnny. ‘Giving up?’
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Joke of the Day… ” Get Out Of The Car …” !!!
Get Out Of The Car!
| (This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!” The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment…make it memorable! Source::::: ba-ba mail.com Natarajan
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car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.Joke of the Day… ” Why i am getting a Special attention …” ?
A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven. The queue before him is enormous. The number of people who die in a single day appalls him. He can barely see St Peter sitting up on a podium outside the gates with a large book. Every now and then St Peter glances down the queue to see how he is going. Suddenly he catches the eye of the lawyer. He looks very surprised. He jumps down from the podium and comes running along the line until slightly out of breath he arrives beside the lawyer. He embraces him. He pulls him out of the queue and motions for him to come to the front of the queue. Another person questions what is happening and another angel speaks to the person. Word is passed along the queue and the lawyer is surprised, as people start nodding and clapping. He becomes embarrassed by all the attention and asks St Peter why he is getting the special attention.
St Peter stops suddenly and looks concerned.
“You are a lawyer aren’t you?’
“Yes” the lawyer replies. “Does this happen to all lawyers in heaven?”
“Oh, no, “Said St Peter. “It’s just you are the first one to ever get here.”
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Joke for the Day… ” Perfect Couple …” !!!
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
“Oh, well never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,” the husband explained.
“She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.”
He continued, “She communicates well and I act like Im listening.”
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Jokes for the Day …. Have a Cheerful Day…
Sam got a part time job at the Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail.
Sam separated the letters so fast that his motions were literally a blur. Extremely pleased by this, the supervisor approached Sam at the end of his first day.
“I just want you to know,” the supervisor said, “that I’m very pleased with the job you did today. You’re one of the fastest workers we’ve ever had.”
“Thank you, Sir” said Sam beaming, “and tomorrow I’ll try to do even better.”
“Better?” the supervisor asked with astonishment. “How can you possibly do any better than you did today?”
Sam cooly replied, “Tomorrow I’m going to read the addresses !!!….
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
“Oh, well never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,” the husband explained.
“She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.”
He continued, “She communicates well and I act like Im listening.”
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There came a big flood, and the water around Bhola’s house was rising steadily..
Bhola was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around him, when a man in a boat came along and called to Bhola, “Get in the boat and I’ll get you out of here. Bhola replied, “No thanks, God will save me.”
Bhola went into the house, and the water was starting to pour in. So, he went up to the second floor.
As he looked out, another man in a boat came along, and he called to Bhola, “Get in the boat and I’ll get you out of here.”
Again, Bhola replied, “No thanks. God will save me.”
The water kept rising. So, Bhola got out onto the roof.
A helicopter flew over, and the pilot called down to Bhola, “I’ll drop you a rope,grab onto it, and I’ll get you out of here.”
Again Bhola replied, “No thanks. God will save me.”
The water rose and rose, and soon nearly covered the whole house. Bhola fell in, and drowned.
When he arrived in Heaven, he saw God, and asked Him, “Why didn’t you save me from that terrible flood? Did I not show you my faith?”
With a loving but irritated tone God replied, “What more would you have me do? I sent people in two boats and a helicopter.”
SOURCE:::: siliconindia.com
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Funny 2 Liners To Make You Laugh !!!
“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!
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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
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“Sympathy” You can get from Anybody ‘
But..! ‘Jealousy’ You have to Earn it!
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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ‘.
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch . It’ll move on its own!!
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Getting bored? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream. ‘Don’t marry dear’. I still love you’!
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Joke of the Day…” Ten… Nine …” !!!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”
“Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?”
“Ten,” the doctor says sadly.
“Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!”
“Nine…”
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Joke of the day… ” Ooh me sir…Me ” !!!
Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said
“Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts”
Immediately little Johnny said, “Ooh me sir me”
The coach then said, “But Johnny you are the worst in the team!”
Then Johnny said, “I know, but goalposts can’t jump!”
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Joke for the Day…” Bark ” …!!!
A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, “BARK!” and the cat runs away.
“See?” says the mother mouse to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
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