Smart answer by a female…

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…

‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?…
I want to gift it to my wife..!!’

Lady
‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!’
Super Insults:

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.

Parent’s answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him……

Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don’t know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don’t know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also

A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s..

Girl: wat’s d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl:
Salesman:
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink
Husband : no

Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase

SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine

Natarajan