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Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages America has ever known.
Some of his sayings: * Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. * There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your
pocket. * There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
* If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make
sure it is still there. * Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
* After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.He
kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut. ABOUT GROWING OLDER.. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to
know ‘why’I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved. Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra. Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
And, finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to
laugh at when you’re old. |
SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine
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