Quotes with A Smile !!!!!

INTERESTING QUOTES …..Keep smiling!!!!!

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him religion
and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
~ Timothy Jones

*****

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we
had the land.
They said ‘Let us pray.’
We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
~ Desmond Tutu

*****

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon
landing was faked.
~ David Letterman

*****

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Italian proverb

*****

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over
them for fifty years.
~ Betsy Salkind

*****

The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the
strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr

*****

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
~ Prince Philip

*****

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.

*****

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford

*****

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
~ Spike Milligan

*****

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand.

*****

Having more money doesn’t make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.

*****

We are here on earth to do good unto others…….. What the others are
here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden

*****

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Jimmy Durante

*****

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every
part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn

*****

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet,
what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?
~ Steven Wright

*****

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts

source:::::input from a friend of mine…
Natarajan

Divine Thoughts of Mahaperiavaa….

” Why do people wrangle saying that one Deity is superior to the rest that the Deity whom they worship alone is the highest ? A bridge across a river has a number of arches . To a man standing under one arch , all other arches will appear smaller than the one he stands under.

This arch will appear to be the biggest to his eyes. Even so, to a votary of a particular deity , all other deities will appear inferior.
But the truth is that the deities are manifestation of ONE GOD . All arches are similarly constructed and have the same dimension and strength and power.”

Divine Message From Mahaperiavaa…

source .kanchi perivaa forum net

Natarajan

Walking The Dawn…..

In the wee hours of morning
When the whole world is sleeping
HE walks on the deserted street
With few devotees following and
Chanting slokas
For the early morning bath
In the temple pond.

The Sun came out to see HIM
The air breezed to fan HIM
The trees shed their leaves to lay carpet for HIM
The flowers blossomed to welcome HIM
The birds tweeted to greet HIM
The people woke up to bow to HIM.

source::::kanchi perivaa forum…a poem by N.yogeshwaran on Kanchi Mahaperiavaa….
Natarajan

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A Dry Bath Gel…Invented By a Student…

AN invention that could save not only water but also the lives of millions of people who do not have access to clean water for bath ….

 

Ludwick Marishane

Ludwick Marishane was still in high school when he thought of DryBath, a gel that does all the work of a bath without the need for water.

 

Within six months, the teenager had devised the formula for the gel.

Within a year, he had written up a 40-page business plan, applied for a patent and launched his startup, called Headbody Industries.

The product idea sounds simple: You slap on the germ-killing lotion and then you don’t need to take a bath.

For people with indoor plumbing this sounds like cool camping gear. But for 2.5 billion people worldwide who do not have access to clean water, DryBath is more of a life-saver than a tool of convenience.

The Global Student Entrepreneur Awards Program, an international competition that recognizes high school, undergraduate, and graduate students who own a business, thought so, too. In 2011, four years after Marishane hatched the idea for his ground-breaking product, he won the organization’s Global Student Entrepreneur of the Year award, along with $10,000 in cash to finance his startup.

Marishane, who was studying at the University of Cape Town at the time, beat out 1,600 other student nominees from around the world.

Despite its life-saving benefits, DryBath was initially inspired by Marishane’s friend who was too lazy to take a bath. The story goes that one day Marishane and some buddies were laying out in the sun when a friend turned to him and said: “Why doesn’t someone invent something that you can put on your skin and then you don’t have to bathe?” the young entrepreneur revealed in a TEDTalk.

That’s when the light bulb went off.

Marishane, who at the time lived in the rural province of Limpopo, had limited resources. So he did most of his research on Google and Wikipedia using only his Internet-connected cell phone.

In poor communities, like Marishane’s native Africa, the gel will protect people who often die from easily treatable diseases caused by bacteria that thrive in stagnant water. This water is transferred onto the skin, and get into either the gut (causing diarrhea for example), or into an orifice like the eye (causing trachoma, an eye infection that can cause blindness). In wealthier areas, the gel can be applied in a pinch when someone doesn’t have time to rinse. The cleansing lotion conserves water in both scenarios.

Based on his knowledge from living in poor communities, Marishane made the decision to sell DryBath in individual packets, rather than in bulk. In Africa, a person “doesn’t buy a box of cigarettes, they buy one cigarette each day, even though it’s more expensive,” he explained.

 

DryBath

Headboy Industries Inc.

DryBath is sold in individual packets. One packet equals one bath.

DryBath packets sell for 50 cents in developing countries and can be purchased for $1.50 by corporate customers like airlines or hotels. Marishane expects economies of scale to drive down the cost for packets sold in poor communities.

 

DryBath is not yet available to individual consumers, but will soon be sold online, according to company’s website.

source::::businessinsider.com

Natarajan

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Crazy Comments of Some CEOs ….Hasty Too !!!!

Bill Gates says Apple CEO Position a No-Win

Quote: “What I can’t figure out is why he (Steve Jobs) is even trying (to be the CEO of Apple)? He knows he can’t win.”
Date: June 1998

Bill Gates said the above quote when Steve Jobs returned to Apple in mid-90s. And there was a good reason too, at that time Microsoft’s stock was valued at $29 with while Apple’s barely peaked at $7.25. However nearly 14 years later, Apple’s become the most profitable company in the world.

Acer CEO Makes Fool Of Himself Over Apple Remarks

Quote: “Apple is like a mutant virus, escaping from the traditional structure of the PC industry, but the industry will still eventually build up immunity, thus further blocking this trend, and we believe the size of the non-Apple camp will exceed Apple’s, because this is how the industry normally evolves.”
Date: 9/9/2010

The Acer founder said the above quote to put the most happening products under dull light. Before this infamous quote is credited for claiming all American PC brands would be dead within 20 years.

Michael Dell Thinks Differently About Apple

Quote: “What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.”
Date: October 1997

When Dell’s CEO and founder was asked what would he do if he is in charge of Apple Inc he said above quoted lines. Apple’s investors, till this day are very thankful that the Apple board never took heed to Dell’s words.

Bill Gates Small Memory Gaffe

Quote:” No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer. 640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
Date: 1981

The quote in today’s scenario excites laugh just for how lame Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, was about predicting the memory limit. However Gates denies that he ever said anything like this but it was supposedly quoted quoted at a computer trade show in support of the IBM PC’s 640KB RAM limit, which he’d been heavily promoting that year.

Google Assumes We Want it to Direct Our Lives

Quote: “I actually think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions, they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.”
Date: 8/14/2010

During a sitdown with the Wall Street Journal, Google’s Schmidt touched on several subjects from the company’s net neutrality stance to the Android platform. However things turned weird after he shared his vision of Google’s future and how users would rely on the search engine to tell them “what they should be doing next.” His quotes certainly did not go well with netizens.

Steve Jobs Believed Reading Was Dead

Quote: “It doesn’t matter how good or bad the product is, the fact is that people don’t read anymore. The whole conception is flawed at the top because people don’t read anymore.”
Date: 1/15/2008

This quote was Jobs jab at Amazon’s Kindle, that since Americans don’t read, the product is destined to ruin. Such words from one of the greatest tech visionary may creep you and creem you still more that Amazon’s kindle was in the bestseller list for 2011, selling an est. 383,000 physical copies in its first week.

Ethernet Inventor Predicts Internet Collapse

Quote: “Almost all of the many predictions now being made about 1996 hinge on the Internet’s continuing exponential growth. But I predict the Internet will soon go spectacularly supernova and in 1996 catastrophically collapse.”
Date: 1995

Robert Metcalfe, founder of 3Com and inventor of Ethernet, made one of the most insane predictions ever made. He even guaranteed to literally eat his own words if his predictions fail. Living up to his promise, Metcalfe took his keynote speech during the International World Wide Web Conference in 1999, put a printed copy of his declaration into a blender, combined it with liquid, and drank it in front of the entire crowd. Of course the crowd was in fits of laughter.

source:::: silicon india net
Natarajan

Start Where You Stand !!!

Mukesh Choudhary in silicon india net..

Natarajan

Start where you stand and never mind the past,
The past won’t help you in beginning new,
If you have left it all behind at last
Why, that’s enough, you’re done with it, you’re through;
This is another chapter in the book,
This is another race that you have planned,
Don’t give the vanished days a backward look,
Start where you stand.

The world won’t care about your old defeats
If you can start anew and win success,
The future is your time, and time is fleet
And there is much of work and strain and stress;
Forget the buried woes and dead despairs,
Here is a brand new trial right at hand,
The future is for him who does and dares,
Start where you stand.

Old failures will not halt, old triumphs aid,
To-day’s the thing, to-morrow soon will be;
Get in the fight and face it unafraid,
And leave the past to ancient history;
What has been, has been; yesterday is dead
And by it you are neither blessed nor banned,
Take courage, man, be brave and drive ahead,
Start where you stand.

Ancient Migration..Genes Link Australia With India…..

Australia experienced a wave of migration from India about 4,000 years ago, a genetic study suggests.

It was thought the continent had been largely isolated after the first humans arrived about 40,000 years ago until the Europeans moved in in the 1800s.

But DNA from Aboriginal Australians revealed there had been some movement from India during this period.

The researchers believe the Indian migrants may have introduced the dingo to Australia.

In the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, they say that the fossil record suggests the wild dogs arrived in Australia at around the same time.

They also suggest that Indians may have brought stone tools called microliths to their new home.

Ancient origins

“For a long time, it has been commonly assumed that following the initial colonization, Australia was largely isolated as there wasn’t much evidence of further contact with the outside world,” explained Prof Mark Stoneking, from the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany.

Dingoes first appeared in Australia at about the same time as the Indians
“It is one of the first dispersals of modern humans – and it did seem a bit of a conundrum that people who got there this early would have been so isolated.”

To study the early origins of Australia’s population, the team compared genetic material from Aboriginal Australians with DNA from people in New Guinea, South East Asia and India.

By looking at specific locations, called genetic markers, within the DNA sequences, the researchers were able to track the genes to see who was most closely related to whom.

They found an ancient genetic association between New Guineans and Australians, which dates to about 35,000 to 45,000 years ago. At that time, Australia and New Guinea were a single land mass, called Sahul, and this tallies with the period when the first humans arrived.

But the researchers also found a substantial amount of gene flow between India and Australia.

Prof Stoneking said: “We have a pretty clear signal from looking at a large number of genetic markers from all across the genome that there was contact between India and Australia somewhere around 4,000 to 5,000 years ago.”

He said the genetic data could not establish the route the Indians would have taken to reach the continent, but it was evidence that Australia was not as cut off as had been assumed.

“Our results show that there were indeed people that made a genetic contribution to Australians from India,” Prof Stoneking explained.

The researchers also looked at fossils and other archaeological discoveries that date to this period.

They said changes in tool technology and new animals could possibly be attributed to the new migrants.

Prof Stoneking said: “We don’t have direct evidence of any connection, but it strongly suggestive that microliths, dingo and the movement of people were all connected.”

source:::::BBC NEWS NET..
Natarajan

Mahaperiavaa and Bharata Sastra….

As narrated by Dr.Kalyanaraman, Neuro Surgeon …..

A very moving incident was narrated to me by a PhD student. The candidate had gone for darshan.

His Holiness: “What are you doing at present”?

Candidate: “I am writing a PhD thesis on Bharata Sastra”

His Holiness: Have you completed it?

Candidate: “I have finished more than half, but the work could not proceed further due to some problems”.

His Holiness: “What is the problem?’’

Candidate: I am trying to trace the origin and development of various aspects of Bharata Natya with evidence from literature, music, sculptures and the Sastras. I am not to get the evidence required for about three centuries in the beginning of the millennium, although I have collected the evidence for the earlier and later period. So the work is unfinished.

The candidate told me that MahaPeriyaval hardly appeared to be listening as He was giving prasadam and talking to visitors in-between the conversation. A few minutes later, He turned to the candidate again.

His Holiness: Have you been to Chidambaram?

Candidate: Yes, many times.

His Holiness: Have you visited the Nataraja temple?

Candidate: Yes, almost every time I visit the town, I go to the temple also.

His Holiness: “Do you go to Ambal’s sannadhi every time?”

Candidate: (Shame facedly) No, not always. Often I am in a hurry and have darshan of Lord Nataraja and return without having a darshan of Goddess Sivakami.

MahaPeriyaval did not reply and went on giving darshanam to visitors. The candidate took leave and returned home.

A few monthes later during a visit to Chidambaram the candidate visited the temple. Suddenly the memory of what MahaPeriyaval said, that Ambal’s sannadhi should also be visited came as a flash.

The candidate then told me. “As I entered the prakaram of Sivakami Amman I suddenly realized that all the sculptures in the four prakarams were the missing link for the evidence of three centuries for my PhD thesis. What I could not find out for several years, Maha Periyaval divined in a few seconds and gave me the lead. It took me several months even to understand that hint”.

The thesis was quickly completed and submitted to the university and the candidate was awarded the PhD degree, thereafter.

Jaya Jaya Shankara….

source::::: kanchi periva forum
Natarajan

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வயல் இல்லையேல் செயல் இல்லை …இதை சிந்தையில் தை !!!!

இதோ
தை மாதக் குதிரையில்
வருகிறது திருவிழா.

வாசல்களே,
உங்கள்
குப்பைகளைக் கழித்து
கோலத்தின் முத்ததுக்காய்
குளித்துக் காத்திருங்கள்.

சுவர்களே
உங்கள் அழுக்கு ஆடைகளை
சுண்ணாம்பு
வேட்டிகளால்,
சுற்றி மறையுங்கள்.

கொட்டில் மாடுகளே
வாருங்கள்,
உங்கள் தொட்டில்
முற்றத்துக்கு மாற்றப்பட்டிருக்கிறது.

புதிய பானைகளே
பொறுத்திருங்கள்,
உங்கள் உள்ளம் பொங்கி வழிய
இதோ
நாள்காட்டிகளும்
பட படக்கின்றன.

வயல்காற்றே வாருங்கள்
எங்கள்
வியர்வையின் ஈரத்தை
உணவின் சாரமாக மாற்றியது
நீங்கள் தான்.
திண்ணையில் வந்தமருங்கள்.

பூமித் தாயே
பெருமிதம் கொள்,
நீ உமிக்குள் ஒளித்து வைப்பதை
இன்னும் எங்கள்
கணிணிக் கூடங்களால்
தயாரிக்க இயலவில்லை.

எல்லோரும் வாருங்கள்,
மனம் பொங்க மகிழுங்கள்
இது
தமிழர் கலாச்சாரத்தின்
தனி அடையாளம்.

அறுவடையின் ஆனந்தத்திலும்,
வறுமையின் வேதனையிலும்,
நன்றி மறக்காத
என் தமிழ்த் தலைமுறையின்
தன்மான அடையாளம்.

கலாச்சார வேர்களை
ஆழ உழுது வை.
வயலில்லையேல் செயலில்லை
என்பதை
சிந்தையில் தை.

இதோ
வந்து விட்டது தை.
கரும்பு விழாக் கரையோரம்…

பொங்கல்…

பூக்களை மட்டுமே
பூஜிக்கும் பூமியில்
வேர்களுக்குக்
கிளைகள் எடுக்கும்
கலை விழா.

மோதிரங்களின் தாலாட்டில்
விரல்களை
மறந்து விட்டவர்களுக்கு
பாதங்கள் நடத்தும்
பாராட்டு விழா.

தனக்குத் தானியம் தந்த
வயல்களுக்கு
வரப்புகள் விரிக்கும்
வாழ்த்து விழா.

பணப் பைகள் பார்க்கத் தவறிய
கலப்பைகளுக்கு,
கிராமச் சாலைகள் நடத்தும்
கோலாகல விழா.

நாடுகள்
கிரீடப் போட்டிக்கு
கவசங்களோடு அலைய,
இங்கே
மாடுகளின் தலையில்
முடிசூட்டு விழா நடக்கும்.

தங்கத் தட்டுகளை வெறுத்து
செங்கல் மீதில்
திங்களைப் பார்த்து
பொங்கல் பானை
பொங்கிச் சிரிக்கும்.

நம்பிக்கைகளை நன்றாகிய
பச்சைக்கு
கும்மிக்கைகள் ஒன்றாகி
குதுகெலமாய் நன்றி சொல்லும்.

நல்ல நிலத்தில்
விதை விழுந்தால்,
ஆயிரம் விதைகள் பயிராகும்
என
களஞ்சியங்கள் ஒப்புக்கொண்டு
கையெழுத்திடும்.

வாருங்கள்,
அனுபவக் கலப்பைகள்
உழுது முடித்த உள்ளத்துள்
நல்லெண்ண விதைகளை
ஆழமாய் ஊன்றுவோம்.

இன்னோர் பொங்கலுக்காய்
இதயம் தயாரிப்போம்
`ஆல் போல் தழைத்து, அருகுபோல் வேரோடி, மூங்கில்போல் பரவி, முடிவில்லாமல் வாழ்ந்திருப்போம்!!!!!

source:::::: input from a friend of mine…. an excellent kavithai from an unknown author…
Natarajan

Set Goals ..Priortise Tasks…Plan Right…and Accomplish …

At any given point of time, our mind is oscillating between the past and the future. Either it is angry or sad about the past or anxious about the future. Whatever actions you do in this state of mind, you regret after some time. This is how you get caught up in the same old cycle. Does it mean that you should not plan your future? No! You should plan your short and long-term goals. Then, and only then, life gets a channel, a direction to flow. When the mind is totally in the present, the right planning happens. Not only should you plan your goals, but plan the means and methods to work towards them.Where would you like to see yourself after three years? After 20 years? After 40 years?
Don’t be feverish about the results. Give your 100 per cent. If you are feverish about the results, it will lead you to disappointment. Do not make a list of all the things you want to achieve. Select few things that really matters. Once a teacher brought a glass jar to the class and a bag with some big stones, some small stones and some sand. He asked the students to put all the contents from the bag into the glass jar. Some students put the sand first, then small stones and by then there was no place for the big stones. The teacher later explained that had they put the bigger stones first, then the smaller stones, there was always space around the stones for all the sand in the bag.This example teaches us an important lesson in prioritising things. If we put things that will give us maximum fulfillment in the long term, smaller things will automatically fall into place. Among all planets in the solar system, the earth is privileged to host life in its many forms, and, among all the species, humans are most privileged, for, they can host knowledge. Again and again you remember that you are peace, you are love, you are joy and that you are hosting the creator. If you do not realise that you are the host, you live like a ghost!

source::::SRI SRI Ravishankarji
Natarajan