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When I Started Loving Myself…A Poem By Charlie Chaplin !!!!

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A poem by Charlie Chaplin written on his 70th birthday on April 16, 1959:

 



When I started loving myself
I understood that I’m always and at any given opportunity
in the right place at the right time.
And I understood that all that happens is right –
from then on I could be calm.
Today I know: It’s called TRUST.

When I started to love myself I understood how much it can offend somebody
When I tried to force my desires on this person,
even though I knew the time is not right and the person was not ready for it,
and even though this person was me.
Today I know: It’s called LETTING GO

When I started loving myself
I could recognize that emotional pain and grief
are just warnings for me to not live against my own truth.
Today I know: It’s called AUTHENTICALLY BEING.

When I started loving myself
I stopped longing for another life
and could see that everything around me was a request to grow.
Today I know: It’s called MATURITY.

When I started loving myself
I stopped depriving myself of my free time
and stopped sketching further magnificent projects for the future.
Today I only do what’s fun and joy for me,
what I love and what makes my heart laugh,
in my own way and in my tempo.
Today I know: it’s called HONESTY.

When I started loving myself
I escaped from all what wasn’t healthy for me,
from dishes, people, things, situations
and from everyhting pulling me down and away from myself.
In the beginning I called it the “healthy egoism”,
but today I know: it’s called SELF-LOVE.

When I started loving myself
I stopped wanting to be always right
thus I’ve been less wrong.
Today I’ve recognized: it’s called HUMBLENESS.

When I started loving myself
I refused to live further in the past
and worry about my future.
Now I live only at this moment where EVERYTHING takes place,
like this I live every day and I call it CONSCIOUSNESS.

When I started loving myself
I recognized, that my thinking
can make me miserable and sick.
When I requested for my heart forces,
my mind got an important partner.
Today I call this connection HEART WISDOM.

We do not need to fear further discussions,
conflicts and problems with ourselves and others
since even stars sometimes bang on each other
and create new worlds.
Today I know: THIS IS LIFE!    

source:::babamail

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One Minute Please…For One Good Laugh !!!

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20 Quick and easy ways to make you and your friends smile, grin and laugh!

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you an area referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

[5] A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired..

[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13] Ladies first. …They are always !!!

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[18] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[19] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[20] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!

source:::babamail
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Crazy Things Happening in China Now !!!!!…..Part 2

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Buildings fall over sideways and are sometimes intact.

One construction worker was killed when this 13-floor building collapsed almost intact. There are constant fears that safety comes second to speed.

Cities with no occupants pop up all over the country.

Cities with no occupants pop up all over the country…China’s infrastructure-investment-driven growth has caused ghost cities and ghost malls to pop up all across the country.

26-mile bridges get built to nowhere.

26-mile bridges get built to nowhere.

The 8-lane Qingdao bridge is the world’s longest bridge and cost 14.8 billion yuan to build, but sees a fraction of the traffic that was expected, according to the Financial Times.

Cute kids get replaced by cuter kids.

Cute kids get replaced by cuter kids.

China lied about the little girl who sang “Ode to the motherland” at the Beijing Olympics. Yang Peiyi, the real singer, wasn’t considered cute enough and Lin Miaoke was brought in to lip sync the song. The music director Chen Qigang told the AP: “The audience will understand that it’s in the national interes

 

Entire APPLE Stores Get Faked !!!

Entire Apple stores get counterfeited.

As Chinese cities develop across the country fake stores have become increasingly prevalent. Arguably the most famous fake store was the fake Apple store in Kunming,

Southern China.

Rivers TURN  RED !!!!!

Environmental pollution and chemical spills have caused rivers in China to turn red.

Rivers turn red.

source:::: businessinsider.com
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Crazy Things Happening in China Now !!!! Part 1….

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Firefighters are on hand to prevent self-immolations.

Immolations are a very popular form of protest. Before and during the leadership transition in 2012, Beijing positioned firefighters in Tiananmen Square to prevent self-immolations.


Government officials have spent thousands of dollars on gold and silver mooncakes.

Chinese government officials reportedly spent thousands of dollars on gold and silver mooncakes. This raised concerns of corruption according to Xinhua.

 

Couples divorce to avoid property taxes.

The Chinese government announced a 20 percent tax on profits from home sales. But couples with more than one home have been getting divorced, taking one property each, and then selling one of the homes tax free, to take advantage of loopholes.

Rapid industrialization has caused pollution problems across China. Recently the smog got so bad NASA said it obscured the view from space.
source: businessinsider.com
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Laughter …..The Best Medicine For Stress !!!!!!!!!!!

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer ‘Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is’. The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper: “Where is the money?”

The bookkeeper signs back: ‘I don’t know what you are talking about’. The attorney tells the Godfather: ‘He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about’. The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple and says, ‘Ask him again!’ The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: ‘He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!’ The bookkeeper signs back: ‘OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!’

The Godfather asks the attorney: ‘Well, what’d he say?’

The attorney replies: ‘He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger’!!!!!!!!!!!.

A man is driving down the road somewhat erratically. A cop notices this and pulls him over; he walks up to the window and says:

“Sir, I believe you’re drunk. I’m going to administer a breathalyzer test.”

Man, sheepishly: “Oh, I’m sorry officer, I’m a severe asthmatic, and I don’t have my inhaler with me…if I blow into that thing I could have an attack and die”

Cop, a little distrustful: “Uh, yeah…well, this is more invasive, but if you won’t submit to a breathalyzer, I’m going to have to take you down to the station and take blood.”

Man: “Yeah, well, see, the thing is, I’m a terrible hemophiliac, and so I can’t give blood…I might die.”

Cop, clearly frustrated: “Alright buddy, well, this is imprecise, but I’m going to have to have you get out of your vehicle and walk this line heel-toe.”

Man: “Oh, I’m sorry officer, I can’t do that, I’m drunk.”

source::::::babamail

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Laugh It Off !!!!….Going To Land In Sun !!!!

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DISNEYLAND

Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.

FLORIDA OR MOON

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?’ The other blonde turns and says ‘Hello,it is Florida. Can you see Florida? But you can see the moon.’

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!’

RIVER WALK

There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts, ‘How can I get to the other side?’

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘You ARE already on the other side.’

AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

‘Impossible!’ says the doctor.. ‘Show me.’

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?

‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’

‘I thought so,’ the doctor said, ‘Your finger is broken.’

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’

‘NO!’ the blonde yelled back, ‘IT IS A SCARF!’

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’

The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!’

The Blonde said, ‘So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!’ The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

‘You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!’ said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, ‘We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!’

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night… It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?’ She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOOO……,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs’!

source::::::input from a friend of mine….

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No!!!…This Is Not a Prank Call !!!

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A lady rang up St. Joseph ‘s Hospital and timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”

The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear, if you tell me the name and room number of the patient?” The sweet lady in a weak, tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.”

The operator said, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “I have good news…. Her nurse just told me that Norma is going normal…. Her blood pressure is fine, her blood report just came in and – all is ok, and by the way her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”

The sweet lady said, “Thank you… That’s wonderful..!! I was so worried. God bless you for the good news..!!”

The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome… Is Norma your daughter?”

The lady said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302… No one tells me anything”

source::::: input from one of my friends…
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Just For Laugh !!!!….Kids Present a ” Laugh Burst ” !!!!!!!

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him’.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’
The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like.’
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will… in a minute.’

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?’
Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.’
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?’

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ‘And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.’

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’

source:::::input from a friend of mine ….
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மாப்பிள்ளை தேவை !!!!….Conditions Apply !!!!!

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Selecting Mappillai!!!…..On the lighter side !!!! …Besides laughing while reading this story, i am sure we can not ignore the ground reality of situation today !!!! ….We must ensure a correction at the right time in the interest of our children”s future…

I can only pity the parents !!!!…..

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சாப்ட்வேர்ல வேலை பார்க்கற பொண்ணு வித்யா போட்ட கண்டிஷன்ல அவுங்க அப்பா, அம்மா கதி கலங்கி நம்ம நாரதர் நாயுடு கிட்ட கூப்பிட்டு வராங்க.

நாரதர் நாயுடு: வாம்மா வித்யா. நீ போட்ட கண்டிஷன்ல உங்க அப்பா, அம்மாக்கு ஒரு
மாசமா சாப்பாடே இறங்கலயாமே. எங்க அந்த கண்டிஷனெல்லாம் எங்கிட்ட சொல்லும்மா. நான் நல்ல பையனா பாக்கறேன்.

வித்யா: நான் MCA படிச்சிருக்கேன். நா.நா: அதுக்கென்னம்மா. ஒரு நல்ல இஞ்சினியர் படிச்ச பையனா பார்த்துடலாம். வித்யா: BE படிச்ச பையனா? அது UG தானே. நான் PG படிச்சிருக்கேனே. நா.நா: சரிம்மா. ME படிச்ச மாப்பிள்ளையா பார்த்துடுவோம். வித்யா: ME MCAவைவிட பெரிய படிப்புனு என்னை மட்டம் தட்டுவாரே. நா.நா: சரிம்மா. அப்ப MCA படிச்சவரே பார்த்துடலாம். வித்யா: எனக்கு சமமா மாப்பிள்ளை பார்த்தா, என் மதிப்பு குறைஞ்சிடுமே.
நா.நா: என்னம்மா, BE படிச்ச மாப்பிள்ளைனா வேண்டாங்கற, ME, MCAவும் வேண்டாங்கிற.
அப்ப என்ன தான் படிச்சிருக்கனும்.

வித்யா: PG பண்ணிருக்கனும். ஆனா அது 6 வருஷ கோர்ஸா இருக்க கூடாது. MSc Software
Engineering இந்த மாதிரி ஏதாவது 5 வருஷம் படிச்சிருக்கனும்.
நா.நா: முதல் கண்டிஷனே சூப்பரா இருக்குமா. அடுத்து
வித்யா: எனக்கு என் கெரியர் தான் முக்கியம்? நா.நா: டிபன் கெரியரா? அதுக்கென்னமா நல்லதா பார்த்து வாங்கி தர சொல்றேன்.
வித்யா: அங்கிள். நான் சொல்றது என்னோட ப்ரஃபஷன். எந்த காரணத்துக்காகவும் என்னை வேலையை விட சொல்லக்கூடாது.

நா.நா: சரிம்மா. அதுக்கென்ன, வேலைக்கு போற பொண்ணு வேண்டும்னு சொல்ற மாப்பிள்ளையை பார்த்துட்டா போகுது.
வித்யா: அப்படி கண்டிஷன் போடற மாப்பிள்ளை எல்லாம் வேண்டாம். இப்படி சொல்ற மாப்பிள்ளை நாளைக்கே மாற வாய்ப்பிருக்கு. அவர் இஷ்டப்படறார்னு எல்லாம் நான் வேலைக்கு போக முடியாது. என் இஷ்டப்படி தான் நான் வேலைக்கு போவேன்.

நா.நா: சரிம்மா. உன் இஷ்டப்படி விடற மாப்பிள்ளையே பார்த்துட்டா போச்சு.

வித்யா: கண்டிஷன் நம்பர் 3. பையன் என் கண்ணுக்கு பாக்கறதுக்கு சல்மான் கான் மாதிரி தெரியனும், பேசறதுல ஷாருக்கான் மாதிரி இருக்கனும், டேலண்ட்ல அமிர்கான்
மாதிரி இருக்கனும். ஆனா மத்தவங்க கண்ணுக்கு பார்க்கறதுக்கு விஜய் மாதிரி தெரியனும், பேசறதுல அஜித் மாதிரி தெரியனும், டெலண்ட்ல ரவி கிருஷ்ணா மாதிரி இருக்கனும்.

நா.நா : மொத்ததுல உன் கண்ணுக்கு ரெமோவா தெரியனும். மத்தவங்க கண்ணுக்கு மண்ணு லாரில ஆக்ஸிடெண்ட் ஆன சுமோவா தெரியனும். அப்படித்தானே?

வித்யா : ஆமாம். மாப்பிள்ளைக்கு குறைஞ்சது ஒரு 7-8 பேருக்காவது Non-Veg சமைக்க தெரியனும். ஏன்னா என் ஃபிரெண்ட்ஸ் எல்லாரும் வீக் எண்ட் வீட்டுக்கு வருவாங்க. அவுங்களுக்கு எல்லாம் டேஸ்டா சமைக்க தெரியனும். நானும் பக்கத்துல நின்னுட்டு ரெசிப்பி எல்லாம் படிச்சி கைடன்ஸ் பண்ணுவேன். அதனால பயப்பட வேண்டாம்.

நா.நா: ஹிம்ம்ம்… கேஷ்மீரீ பிரியாணில இருந்து செட்டிநாடு சிக்கன் வரைக்கும் செய்ய தெரிஞ்ச பையனா பிடிச்சிடுவோம்.

வித்யா: கண்டிஷன் நம்பர் 5. பையனுக்கு அமெரிக்கன் அக்செண்ட்ல பேச தெரிஞ்சிருக்கனும்.

நா.நா: ஏம்மா. நீ என்ன கால் சென்டருக்கா ஆள் எடுக்கற? விட்டா மதர் டங் இண்ஃப்ளூவன்ஸ் எல்லாம் இருக்க கூடாதுனு சொல்லுவ போல.

வித்யா: அதெல்லாம் இல்லை அங்கிள். இந்த தடவை எப்படியும் எனக்கு விசா கிடைச்சிடும். அங்க போனா கம்பெனில நான் எப்படியும் சமாளிச்சிக்குவேன். ஆனா பார்ட்டிக்கெல்லாம் கூப்பிட்டு போனா அக்சண்ட்ல பேசனா தான் பெருமையா இருக்கும்னு சொல்லி கேள்விப்பட்டிருக்கேன்.

நா.நா: சரிம்மா. நம்ம சப்போர்ட்ல
இருக்கற பையனா பார்த்து பிடிச்சிடுவோம். அடுத்த கண்டிஷன சொல்லு.

வித்யா: கண்டிஷன் நம்பர் 6. எந்த காரணத்தை கொண்டும் என்னை டிபண்டண்ட் வீசால
கூப்பிட்டு போக முயற்சி பண்ணக்கூடாது. எனக்கு வீசா கிடைச்சா அவர் விருப்பப்பட்டா என் கூட டிபண்டண்ட் வீசால வரலாம். அதுல எனக்கு எதுவும் பிரச்சனையில்லை.

நா.நா: சரிம்மா. உனக்கு தான் விசா கிடைச்சிடுமே. அப்பறம் என்ன?

வித்யா: இப்பவெல்லாம் விசா, லாட்ல பிக் அப் பண்றாங்க. எனக்கு கிடைக்காம போகவும்
வாய்ப்பிருக்கு. அதான்.

நா.நா: சரிம்மா. உன் கூடவே வர மாப்பிள்ளையையா பார்த்துடுவோம்.

வித்யா: இது தான் ரொம்ப முக்கியமான கண்டிஷன். நான் கொஞ்ச ஜாலி டைப். அதனால என் டீம்ல இருக்கற ஃப்ரெண்ட்ஸ் எல்லாம் எனக்கு அடிக்கடி கால் பண்ணுவாங்க. அதை தப்பா நினைக்கக்கூடாது.

நா.நா: உன் பிரெண்ட்ஸ் கூட நீ பேசறதால என்னமா பிரச்சனை. உன் பிரெண்ட்ஸ் கூட அவர் அதிகமா பேசினா தானே பிரச்சனை.

வித்யா: அங்கிள். நான் சொல்ற பிரெண்ட்ஸ் எல்லாம் பசங்க. என்னைக்கு பொண்ணுங்க, மத்த பொண்ணுங்களுக்கு செலவு பண்ணி ஃபோன்ல பேசுவாங்க. எப்பவும் பசங்க தான் செலவு பண்ணி ஃபோன் பேசி, ஜாலியா மொக்கை போடுவாங்க.

நா.நா: சரிம்மா. நீ உன் பசங்க பிரெண்ட்ஸ் கிட்ட பேசும் போது பிரச்சனை பண்ணாம, அந்த பையனை அவனோட பிரெண்ட்ஸ் கிட்ட பேச சொல்லிடுவோம்.

வித்யா : நாங்க இந்தியால இருக்கற வரைக்கும் அவுங்க அப்பா, அம்மா எங்க வீட்டுக்கு சனிக்கிழமை ஃபுல் டே வந்து தங்கிட்டு போகலாம். ஆனா என்னை சமைக்க சொல்லக்கூடாது.

நா.நா : இது ஒரு கண்டிஷனாம்மா. முதல் வாரம் நீ சமைச்சு போட்டா அவுங்க உன் வீட்டு பக்கமே தலை வைக்க மாட்டாங்க. இன்னும் ஏதாவது இருக்கா?

வித்யா: இது தான் கடைசி கண்டிஷன். எங்க ரெண்டு பேருக்கும் ஏதாவது பிரச்சனை வந்து டைவர்ஸ் ஆகிடுச்சினா

நா.நா: ஏம்மா இப்படி அபசகுனமா பேசற. வாய கழுவும்மா.

வித்யா: இருங்க அங்கிள் சொல்லி முடிச்சிடறேன். ஏதாவது பிரச்சனை வந்து டைவர்ஸ்
ஆகிடுச்சுனா அவர் கண்டிப்பா வேற கல்யாணம் பண்ணிக்கனும்.

நா.நா: இங்க தாம்மா. இங்க தாம்மா. நீ தமிழ் பொண்ணுனு நிருபிக்கற.

வித்யா: அதெல்லாம் இல்லை அங்கிள். அதுக்கப்பறம் அந்த பையன் எப்படி சந்தோஷமா இருக்கலாம். அதான்

நா.நா மயக்கம் போட்டு விழுகிறார்..

source::::input from a friend of mine….

Natarajan

Laughter The Best Medicine…Who Is Having the Last Laugh !!!!

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HAVE A HEARTY LAUGH……..

United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada ,
known simply as “Area 51”
One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this secret base. The aircraft was
immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated.

The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the
Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full
FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the
investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost
and wasn’t a spy. They re fueled his airplane, threatened him that if he
lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison, and let him go.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same
Cessna landed there again. Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane… only
this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said,

“Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to
tell her where I was last night!”,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

source::::: input from a friend of mine
Natarajan