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Just For Laugh … ” Just Reminding You… ” !!!

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A married man’s prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife……….
It has been years now, just reminding you……

Husband: I found Aladdin’s lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal 🙂

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let us eat.”
Wife: honey…..you say prayers before eating at home.
Husband: that is at home, sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.

Best Slogan on a MAN’s T-Shirt :
“Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed”

“If you want to be Happy with your husband,
Love him Less Understand him more!
If you want to be Happy with your wife,
Love her More and never try to Understand ! 


SOURCE::::: input from my friend
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Joke of the Day…. ” Change Your Course…” !!!

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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing; It just waved. !!!!

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Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”

The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”

Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”

“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”

Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”

There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.” !!!

SOURCE::::: http://www.joke a day.com

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Meet the Cute Little Sleeping Beauties … !!!

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s there anything cuter than a sleeping newborn baby? Yes. Ten of them!

Baby photographer Sandi Ford has shared some images from her recent photo shoots to celebrate the arrival of spring and Mother’s Day.

In the heart-warming collection of pictures the babies are captured snoozing peacefully on super soft rugs and blankets.

Sandi runs her company Bumps, Babes and Beyond Photography from a studio in Ealing, West London, where she adds dainty accessories to the dozing newborns she shoots, some of whom are just a few days old.

Baby photographer Sandi Ford has shared some images from her recent photo shoots to celebrate the arrival of spring and Mother's Day

In the heart-warming collection of pictures the babies are captured snoozing peacefully on super soft rugs and blankets

In the heart-warming collection of pictures the babies are captured snoozing peacefully on super soft rugs and blankets

The photographer is a fan of natural light and says she likes to focus on the little details, fragility and tenderness of a newborn baby and encourage parents to use props and personal or sentimental items to provide a unique and personal touch to the pictures.

Sandi has three young children herself which she says helps her know how to get giggles from older children and how to soothe and relax a new arrival.

As well as newborns Sandi, whose work has appeared in Vogue and on Netmums.com, loves maternity shoots saying: ‘Pregnancy is such an amazing time in a woman’s life and we love to celebrate your beautiful body!’

See more of her work at www.bumpsbabesandbeyond.com

Sandi runs her company Bumps, Babes and Beyond Photography from a studio in Ealing, West London

The photographer adds dainty accessories like this floral headband to the dozing newborns she shoots

Many of her subjects are just a few days old and so spend a lot of their time sleeping

Sandi uses both natural and studio light and says she likes to focus on the little details, fragility and tenderness of a newborn baby

She says having three young children herself helps her know how to get giggles from older children and how to soothe and relax a new arrival

She encourages parents to use props and personal or sentimental items to provide a unique and personal touch to the pictures

Sandi's work has appeared in Vogue and on Netmums.com

SOURCE::::: TONI JONES FOR MAILONLINE  in http://www.dailymail.uk.com

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” அடிக்’கடி’ படித்து சிரிக்க ….!!! … ‘கடி’ ஜோக் …!!!

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” கடவுளும், மனைவியும் ஒன்று தெரியமா”?..!!!

” அது எப்படிடா”?…

” இரண்டு பேருமே நாம் சொல்வதை எல்லாம் கேட்பார்கள். ஆனால் அவர்கள் இஷ்டப்படி தான் நடப்பார்கள்”!!… 

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என்னய்யா இது?….
வாட்ச்மேனைக் கூட்டிட்டு வந்து
லோன் வேணும்னு கேக்கிறே?”
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“”செக்யூரிட்டியோட வந்தா
“லோன்” தரேன்னு நீங்கதானே சொன்னீங்க” 

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வெளியூர்காரர் ஒரு வீட்டின் காலிங் பெல்லை அழுத்தினார். ஒரு வாண்டு கதவை திறந்து எட்டி பார்த்தான்.
” அப்பா இருக்காரா…?”
“இல்ல… வெளியூர் போயிருக்கார்…”
” அப்போ, வீட்டுல பெரியவங்க, தாத்தா, பாட்டி, இருக்காங்களா..?”
“அவங்க சித்தப்பா வீட்டுக்கு போயிட்டாங்க…”
“அண்ணனையாவது கூப்பிடு…”
” அண்ணன் கிரிக்கெட் விளையாட போயிருக்கான்.”
“சரிப்பா.. அம்மாவையாவது கூப்பிடு…”
” அம்மா கோயிலுக்கு போயிருக்காங்க…”
வந்தவர் கடுப்பேறி…. நீ மட்டும் ஏன் இருக்கே…? நீயும் எங்கேயாவது போகவேண்டியதுதானே…?’
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“ஆமா…. நானும் என் ப்ரெண்ட் வீட்டுக்குத்தான் வந்திருக்கேன்… 

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ஹலோ.. சத்தமா பேசுங்க,
கிணத்துக்குள்ளே இருந்து பேசற மாதிரி கேட்குது!”
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“அங்கிருந்துதான்டி பேசறேன், வந்து காப்பாத்து…” 

 

SOURCE::::: Input from a friend of mine

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Just For Laugh … ” Laila …Laila …” !!!

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A man visits a mental hospital. He sees a patient with torn clothes and

unkempt hair shouting ” Laila, Laila “.

He asks the assistant about the reason for his behavior.

Asst. says the patient used to love a girl called Laila, but couldn’t marry her.

So he became mad.

The man visits the next ward.

There also he sees another patient with torn clothes and unkempt hair shouting “Laila , Laila “.

The man looks at the assistant.

The assistant says

“This one….. MARRIED Laila” !!!!!

SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine

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Just For Laugh…” Seven -Ten Cap …” !!!

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A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, “What’s a seven-ten cap?”
She says, “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new one.”
“What kind of a car is it on?” the clerk asked.
“It’s a Toyota.”
“Okay lady, how big is it?”
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
The clerk asks, “What does it do?”
“I don’t know, but its always been there.”
By now, the manager has come over. He hands the lady a note pad and asks her if she could draw a picture of it. The customer carefully draws a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. In the center she writes “710.”
The guys behind the counter, who are looking at the drawing upside down, can barely control their laughter as the boss walks to a shelf, grabs an OIL cap and puts in on the counter.
“That’s it!” the lady says. “How much?”
“It’s on the house,” the manager replied. “Please come back often. You have no idea how entertaining it was waiting on you.”

SOURCE:::: http://www.silicon india.com

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Joke of the Day…” A Talking Greyhound… ? ” !!!

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Two rather old retired racehorses are in a bar getting totally drunk. After about two hours the first racehorse says “You know…. when I was a young racehorse…from one hundred starts, I won (hic) 90 races, got 5 seconds and 5 thirds…. I am without doubt the greatest racehorse that ever lived….blah blah blah…”

In response to this and approximately a half an hour later the second racehorse responded, “Oh yeah…when I was a young racehorse…from one hundred starts, I won (hic) 95 races, got 2 seconds and 3 thirds…. I am the greatest racehorse that ever lived…. blah blah blah…”

Now it was about this time that the bartender (a greyhound) decided that they were drunk enough so he said, “I am sick of you two telling one another how great you are, you are both drunk and I am throwing you out of the bar, but before I do I want to let you know that when I was a young greyhound, from one hundred starts, I won 100 races, no seconds and no thirds.”

The two racehorses were shocked and for 5 minutes sat with their mouths open until the fist racehorse finally said, “Isn’t that amazing (hic)…a talking greyhound!”

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

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Joke For the Day… ” That is Bravery …” !!!

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The Meaning of Bravery.

A British SAS squad and an American Marines squad are together in the middle of a city. The commanding officers of each group are discussing the merits of SAS vs Marines: these officers have reputations for being the strongest, toughest and most feared men in the whole of the armed forces.

The American squad leader turns to the British officer and says, “My Marines are so much braver than your SAS.”

“I doubt that very much,” says the SAS officer.

“They are much braver,” says the American. “Watch this.”

The American squad leader turns to one of his Marines and shouts, “SERGEANT!! Climb to the very top of that building and jump off.”
“SIR, YES SIR,” shouts the sergeant. The sergeant runs inside the building, runs to top and without a second’s thought, jumps off the top of the building and smashes into the ground. He survives but is very badly injured and gets taken away on a stretcher. The American leader turns to the SAS officer and says, “Now that’s bravery.”

“Yeah? Well watch this,” says the British officer. He turns to his men and bellows at the top of his voice, “YOU, PRIVATE, CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THAT BUILDING AND JUMP OFF.”

The private looks at the officer and says, “Sir, GO  AND TRY  YOURSELF, Sir.”

The Officer turns around to the American and says, “You see? THAT’S bravery.”  

 

SOURCE:::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

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Magical Flight Of Starling Murmuration… Watch the Startling Video Clip… !!!

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Watching a Starling Murmuration in Flight Is Simply Magical….

A flock of starlings is called a murmuration. These flocks may include other species of starlings and sometimes species from other families. This sociality is particularly evident in the their roosting behaviour; in the non-breeding season some roosts can number in the thousands of birds. They will travel many miles to get to their food, and all stay together for the warmth and safety of a large groups. Their movements are so precise, so coordinated, that the group of thousands seems like a single entity, moving this way and that. It’s a sight to see for all nature lovers, and one of the many miracles of life.

At dusk on a winter evening in southern England a flock of 200,000 European starlings congregate to soar in breathtaking formations before roosting for the night. These incredible displays of aerial precision and biological engineering are captured in this memorable sequence from FLIGHT: THE GENIUS OF BIRDS.

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Joke of the Day…” Three Flat Tires and Two Headlights…” !!!

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A young waiter just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver.

The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; “Can I take your order sir?”

The truck driver replied, “Sure kid, I want three flat tires and two headlights.”

The young man was very puzzled and said, “I beg your pardon?”

The truck driver said again, “Look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights.”

The young man was still puzzled, but replied; “Yes sir, whatever.”

The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook.

He told him about the truck driver’s order, and that he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, “I think he’s in the wrong place.”

The head cook said, “I know what he wants, he wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him.”

The cook said to the waiter “Here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this.”

The truck driver said, “Listen kid, I didn’t order this; I said I wanted three flat tires and two headlights.”

The waiter replied, “Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up!”

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

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