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JOKE of the Day…” I did’t see you …” !!!
A cop pulls a young guy over:
“Hello officer” said the smart aleck kid.
“Young man did you see that stop sign?” asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn’t see you!
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Cartoon of the Day… !!!
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Joke of the Day…” It is also designed to fly …” !!!
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them. Just then a man gets out if his seat and runs over to open the door. The pilots screams at him, “Didn’t you hear what I said, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat as long as the doors remain closed?!”.
“Of course I heard you”, the man replied, “but it’s also designed to fly, and look how good that one worked out!!”
SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com
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Joke of the Day… ” No Physical Fitness Program needed…”
Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.”
Source::::: http://www.joke a day.com
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Joke of the Day… ” Chinese Custom…” !!!
A Chinese moves to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another ‘Chinese custom’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the China-man leading a bull down the drive-way, …pause…., and then put his left ear next to the bull’s butt.
The American bloke can’t handle this, so he goes up to the China-man and says, ‘Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull’s butt, it could just about shit on you.’
The China man is very taken back and says, ‘Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these American Customs.’
‘What do you mean ‘ says the neighbor, ‘Those aren’t American customs.’
“Yes, they are. Man at travel agent tell me,” replied the China-man “He says, to become true American, I must learn to
….. chase chicks,
….. get piss drunk,
and
…. listen to bull-shit….!!!
Source:::: unknown… Input from a friend of mine
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Joke of the Day…” Take it to Zoo…” !!!
A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, “Take that penguin to the zoo, now.”
Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.
The policeman stops the guy and says, I told you yesterday to take the penguin to the Zoo, what on earth are you doing with the penguin in your truck again?”
The guy says, “What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and today I’m taking him to the movies.”!!!
SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com
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Cartoon of the Day !!!
Joke of the Day…” What did you do in Texas …” ?
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One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. “A cup of milk please.” he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody,” I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas – HERE!” The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?”
The Cowboy replied,” Well, I had to walk home !!! SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com Natarajan |
Joke of the Day…” It is all gone …” !!!
A man is complaining to a friend: “I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!”
“What happened?” asks the friend.
“My wife found out!” replied the man.!!!
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