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Joke of the Day…” My Wife wanted a Dress from The Store…” !!!
The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?” “Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”
SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com
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Joke of the Day… ” Do you think I am a stupid …” ? !!!
Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family, but guy number two hadn’t caught any and was frustrated and called out to guy number one “How come you’ve been catching all them there fish and I ain’t caught a single one?”
Guy number one replied, ” I don’t know…. why don’t ya come on over here?”
“I don’t know…. I don’t see a bridge, and their aint no boat, and I don’t swim to well”
Guy number one picks up his flashlight, turns it on, and replies, ” Why don’t you walk across this here beam off light?”
Guy number two was outraged and replied “do you think am stupid? When I get half way you’ll turn it off!!!”
SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com
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Cartoon of the Day !!!
Jokes For the Day…. ” The Day Before i die …” !!!
Over dinner, Jill said to John, “I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me!”
“How did you meet this fellow?” John asked, very concerned.
Jill said, “Well, we met by accident. I hit him with the car.”
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Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
“The day before I die, I’d like to sell every piece we’ve got just to see how much it’s all worth.”
“Well,” his friend replies, “since you couldn’t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you’ll never be able to sell!”
“And that’s where you’re wrong,” the man smiled. “If I sell it, my wife would kill me!
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SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day. com
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Joke of the Day….” This side Up …” !!!
The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said,
“Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up,
Handle With Care.’”
“Yes sir,” the worker replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too.!!!
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Joke of the Day…” What do We do … ” ?
Mike, Jack, and Gary go for a hike in the woods. They are out about an hour enjoying the sights when they come around a sharp bend in the trail and spot a bear just in front of them feeding off some vegetation next to the trail. The bear lets out a menacing growl when it notices the hikers. Mike says “jump up and down, make some noise to scare it away”. Jack says “that won’t work, we need to play dead”. They both ask Gary “what do we do?” There is no reply. Turning around they see Gary far down the trail behind them.
SOURCE::::www.joke a day.com
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Joke of the Day…” Hard day today ? …”
A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?”
“It was terrible,” her husband said. “The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking.”
SOURCE:::: Joke a day.com
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Joke of the Day… ” You are addicted to Internet when you…” !!!
You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When…
· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don’t have a clue when it happened.
· Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
· All of your friends have an @ in their names.
· Your dog has its own home page.
· You can’t call your mother… she doesn’t have a modem.
· You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
· You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
· You get a new suit that says, “This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher.”
· The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
· Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
SOURCE:::: joke a day.com
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Hot Seat Contestant Turns “Dumbest Millionaire” In a Show !!!
Burger Ring Question
Australia’s Dumbest Millionaire Contestant
EPIC GAME SHOW FAIL
Hot Seat contestant loses on first and easiest question
THOSE playing along at home while watching popular game show Hot Seat were left wondering how the first contestant got her answer so wrong on Tuesday night.
SOURCE:::: http://www.You Tube.com
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