This is Genius, How Have I Not Thought of It?.
An interesting read ….
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YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN – –
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can’t afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
6. Someone asks you how far away something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK WHEN – –
1. You say “the city” and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty.
3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is “nature.”
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
6. You’ve worn out a car horn.
7 You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
YOU LIVE IN ALASKA WHEN – –
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
YOU LIVE IN THE DEEP SOUTH WHEN – –
1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
2. “Ya’ll” is singular and “all ya’ll” is plural.
3. After fifteen years you still hear, “You ain’t from ’round here, are ya?”
4. “He needed killin'” is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names.
YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN – –
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.
YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHEN – –
1. You’ve never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: “Where’s my coat at?”
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, “It was different! ”
YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN – –
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind — even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people
6. You don’t know how to vote
source::::joke a day.com
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40 Amazing Facts About the Human Body!.
Truly amazing facts of about our body…. pl click the link and read and share…
source::::baba mail site.
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Real Good joke for a hearty laugh… dont miss !!!
source::::baba mail site
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John Stanmeyer wins 2013 World Press Photo of the Year | Today’s Image | EarthSky…
Pl click the link above and have a look at the WorldPress Photo of the Year …
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Good Writing Is Hard to Find – Hilarious!.
pl click the link above for a ” Just for LAUGH ” writings and ads..
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A child told the mother “Mum you are very beautiful today.”
Replied the mother “Why?”
The child said “ Because you did not get angry today .”
Moral of the story
1. It is easy to possess beauty- do not get angry.
2. Anger is temporary madness.
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A man attended an interview for a job.
Along the corridor, he picked up a piece and threw it into a dustbin.
The interviewer passed by and saw it.
This man got the job.
Moral of the story
Live with good habits, and you will be recognised.
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A small boy worked as an apprentice in a bicycle shop.
A man sent a bicycle for repair.
After repairing the bicycle, this boy cleaned up the bicycle and it looked like a new one.
Other apprentices laughed at him for doing redundant work.
The second day after the owner claimed the bicycle back, this boy was pinched and offered a job.
Moral of the story
1.Go the extra mile to be successful.
2. Doing more gains more & Doing less loses more.
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The owner of a farm asked his child to work everyday at the farm.
His friend said to him “ You do not have to make your son work so hard. The crops would grow just as good.”
Owner of the farm replied “ I am not cultivating my crops, but my child.”
Moral of the story
1. A simple way to groom a child is to let him experience some hardships.
2. If not cut, jade would not turn into useful ware.
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A shop is always brightly lit up.
Someone asked “What brand of bulb are you using It is so lasting.”
The shop owner replied “Our bulbs blew out frequently. We replaced them once a bulb blew out.”
Moral of the story
1. It is simple to maintain brightness , change the bulbs regularly.
2. To brightening up everyday life Endeavour to abandon unwholesome states of mind and make an effort to encourage wholesome states to grow.
source::::: unknown…Input from a friend of mine
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